In January, some evil genius took to the White House website to start a petition to deport Justin Bieber back to his native Canada. Not quite as evil genius as offering the Taco Bell breakfast menu to Canucks if they take him back, but evil genius enough.
Anyway, the petition seeks to deport "the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing" Biebs and revoke his green card. "He is a terrible influence on our nations youth," it states, before continuing, "We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society."
The White House finally issued an official non-response on Friday, as the petition closed in on 274,000 signatures.