This government shutdown, it's enough to make a person drink. Amirite? I'm not advocating self-medicating your shutdown woes or anything, but if you happen to be doing that anyway, there is something you should know: You can put that drinking to good use. A website will actually help you drunk-dial Congress. You plug in your phone number and they'll call you back with a recorded message saying, "Is this government shutdown making you want to drink? When I drink I like to tell people what’s on my mind." Then they send your call to the office of a random House member. The website was created by a left-leaning org, but it dials Republicans and Democrats alike.
So, you take care of the drinking, DrunkDialCongress.org has the dialing covered for you and some great talking points to use. But while we're having fun, let's think up some more. Here's a list of what you could say when you drunk dial Congress.