Remember Heidi Agan? The 32-year-old waitress and mom of two who quit her job as a server in order to fulfill her life's ambition of ... impersonating Kate Middleton full-time? Well, she's taken her shtick to a whole new level: She plans to "shadow" Kate's pregnancy -- with fake baby bump prosthetics! Oh, how I wish I was kidding.

The BBC is reporting that Agan "bought a bump in various sizes" because, she says, "As Kate grows I will, too — to be authentic I thought it was important." Agh.

Oh, and somehow, it gets even creepier ...

Most days, we're apt to believe that ever since she married Prince William, Kate Middleton has basically been living the real-life version of a Disney Princess fairy tale. Even when suffering from extreme morning sickness and being stalked by paparazzi, Kate has appeared to have it all. But a story in the news sets the record straight: When it comes to being a duchess, there are definitely more drawbacks than we realize. Drawbacks like having to forgo some of life's most basic, ordinary, everyday pleasures.

For most of us, riding public transportation is more of a pain in the butt or, at least, a choice we don't really have based on financial circumstances. (Sure, we can wish we had a private sedan to scoot us endlessly around, but uh, yeah right! We're not princesses. Not even Mia Thermopolises!) But it's something Kate can't do that she actually misses. And she actually requested that she be allowed to recently!

In the wake of Queen Elizabeth II's hospital stay, a whole lotta crazy rumors have been flying. Like how her Royal Highness is sooo not a fan of her granddaughter-in-law, Kate Middleton, because she thinks she's a "do-little spoiled brat." Uh-huh, suuuure! Isn't she just about the most charitable royal we've known since her late mother-in-law, Diana?

Well, the truth is: Sort of. If you're judging just by numbers ... she is currently only officially the Patron of five charities -- Action on Addiction, East Anglia's Children's Hospices (EACH), The Art Room, National Portrait Gallery, and the Scout Association -- while the Queen is the Patron of more than 620 charities and organizations. On paper, then, I suppose it would follow that Kate isn't doing nearly as much as she could or should be, but let's be reasonable!

You may have heard that author Hilary Mantel has come out with guns blazing for Kate Middleton. But the more people come out to defend the Duchess of Cambridge, the more we realize this has shades of Princess Diana all over it. The double Man Booker prize winner stood up in a lecture at the British Museum last week on royal bodies and compared Prince William's bride to a hunk of plastic.

Dubbed a "venomous attack" by one British newspaper, the description of Middleton as "a jointed doll on which certain rags are hung" was at best hyper critical. At worst? Mantel's decision to rip apart the pregnant princess in public as a means to support her theory that it's time to bid the monarchy goodbye was dehumanizing. As dehumanizing as the attacks on the duchess' mother-in-law all those years ago.

Prince Harry is back home after a tour in Afghanistan and has managed to mumble some half-intelligible things to the inquiring press about video games, his pending niece or nephew, and those naked photos. You remember, dontcha? It was late August when nude pics of the Prince in a Las Vegas hotel room were released to TMZ and everyone was all like, zomg, family jewels jokes. Welp, now we finally know what Harry really thinks about those snapshots.

He explained to the Telegraph that when he was caught with his pants down, he was acting more like a soldier than a prince. Uh, oh.

All right moms, when you think of celebrities who are going to put their name on some baby products, who comes to mind? Jessica Alba? Snooki? How about Prince Charles? No? You didn't think immediately of Kate Middleton's father-in-law?

Well shame on you! The future king of England happens to have quite the array of baby goodies out on the market. And now for the weird part.

Since word got out that Kate Middleton is expecting a royal bundle sometime this year, there's been a lot of speculation over what Princess Diana would have thought of son Prince William's new baby. Word has it she would have been thrilled to be a grandmother. But what about the baby?

What is it going to be like for the newborn prince or princess to be the grandchild of an icon who died too soon? Sad? Maybe. Then again, maybe not as much as you'd think.

Every time I want to be jealous of Kate Middleton, another shoe drops. Yes, she's married to Hottie McHottypants Prince William. And yes, she is carrying the future prince or princess (come ooooooon princess). But man, oh man, does this girl have it rough.

Latest news? Kate and Wills are facing some royally pissed off grandparents over their plans on how to raise the heir to the throne.