Who needs Rage Against the Machine? I've got the perfect Romney/Ryan campaign song: Jesus loves me, this I know ... because he spared the RNC from the wrath of Hurricane Isaac and sent it straight to those sinners in New Orleans! Praise the Lord! (Throw hands in the air.) Pah-rayse HIM!
Yes, Rev. Jesten Peters of Tampa Bay says that when God Almighty decided to send Hurricane Isaac away from the Republican National Convention, He did so under the advisement of her prayer group, "Pray Tampa Bay."
“We have had lots and lots of people praying around the clock that it would move, and after you watch from the very beginning where they were saying it was coming and now where they say it is going, then it has really moved out of the way for us and we appreciate God doing that and moving it for us,” said the pastor.
That was super nice and accomodating of God, wasn't it?