I confess I sometimes get flustered when it's time to send in snacks for the classroom -- so many dietary restrictions! So hard to find healthy options that can be stored in the class but aren't made entirely of pencil shavings and high fructose corn syrup! -- but I have to say, I've never been tempted to send in a platter of vagina cookies.
Yes. You read that right: vagina cookies. According to a Reddit user's friend who is a teacher, that is exactly what a parent did when it was her turn to bring snacks for the class. The class of second graders, by the way. The mom brought a platter of sugar cookies decorated like vaginas, then pitched a complete fit when the teacher wouldn't hand them out to the confused students.
You guys, there are SCREEN SHOTS that capture the utter insanity that went down over these cootchies cookies. Are you ready for this?