You guys, I can't believe what I'm hearing. The National Enquirer is reporting that Casey Anthony is pregnant with another child. Now before we all panic, this is the National Enquirer we're talking about. So the rumor could be completely made up. BUT WHY WOULD THEY DO US LIKE THAT? Give the nation a heart attack at the very idea of Casey Anthony having another child?!?

Lord help us. Supposedly "multiple" unidentified sources say Casey's been telling her friends that she's so excited to be pregnant again because it gives her a second chance to prove to the world that she can be a good mother. Sigh. Okay. One: Casey has friends? And two: Who on God's green Earth is the baby daddy?

Well, it happened. Casey Anthony came out of hiding yesterday for a bankruptcy court hearing, and she was forced to talk about how she's been living for the past year and a half since being found not guilty of murdering daughter Caylee. And if you believe what's she's selling, I hear there's a bridge for sale between two of New York City's boroughs.

Casey was grilled by R. Scott Shuker, a lawyer for Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez, the woman suing Casey for defamation. He asked her if she'd been approached to tell her story for a movie, book, or TV deal, but Casey insists she hasn't. Instead, she says she's living off the "kindness" of others.

All right, be honest, have you been thinking Casey Anthony has had it easy these last couple of years? Thinking after that jury said she didn't murder daughter Caylee, she got to waltz off into the sunset? Not. So. Fast.

The woman dubbed "Tot Mom" during her explosive murder trial back in 2011 is back out in public today at a bankruptcy hearing. Anthony is being forced to sit down with her creditors and explain how the heck she's been living if she's only got $1,000 in assets. There's been talk of some mystery benefactor over the years, and if it's true, that ship might be about to sail.

Because we're sick of seeing Casey Anthony as a defendant. Because she's got a lot of experience with the law. Because she really needs a job. Because we can't get enough of seeing her in a courtroom. Ladies and gentleman, Casey Anthony may become a paralegal.

According to her attorney, Charles Greene, Casey Anthony is considering finding work as a paralegal. "I truly believe that she has a lot of the skills," he says. "She's better than many paralegals I know." He adds that Casey is very organized and her computer skills impress him. Plus, she "believes strongly in our justice system" and constitutional rights. And you know what? I could just spend the rest of this post giving you more jaw-dropping quotes from Greene. And maybe I will.

Casey Anthony just won't go away -- and now is coming out swinging against the people she owes money to. I'm guessing that since she was found not guilty in the murder of her little girl, Caylee, in 2011, she figures there is no reason she should have to pay for the court expenses incurred while defending herself. Why do I think that? Because yesterday she filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy protection in a Florida court. It's a convenient way to get out of her debt. $792,000 in debt.

Once again, Casey Anthony has been found not guilty. An appeals court in Florida was tasked with deciding if Casey should've been convicted of four counts of lying to detectives during the investigation into her daughter Caylee's disappearance in 2009. If you'll remember, she was acquitted of the murder charges brought against her, but was slapped with four misdemeanours of lying to law-enforcement. Now, two of those convictions have been overturned.

Casey Anthony is back in the spotlight. Again. The one-time murder suspect in the death of toddler daughter Caylee is trying to convince a judge that she shouldn't be punished for allegedly lying to police about her child's whereabouts.

What is with her? She didn't get enough of the nation's seething hate the first time around, so she's taking another crack at it?

Dear Lady Who Cut Me Off in the Carpool Lane,

Seriously? What is the matter with you? I was waiting in that line for nearly half an hour and you thought you would just sidle your way in? There's this unwritten rule about lines that says: Wait at the end when you arrive. Also, there's a rule about cutting people off that says: Don't cut off people you will see at tomorrow's PTA meeting.

Did it not dawn on you how easily I could find out who you are? It's not like you did this on the highway ... we were going to the same place. I saw your kids get into your minivan, as you were a mere five feet in front of me!

Also, you have stickers of your entire family on your back windshield (which already makes me dislike you), so it wasn't like I needed to be David Caruso to put the pieces together.