Ai Hin, a 6-year-old giant panda living at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Research Center in China, may be the world's smartest panda. In fact, she may be the world's smartest animal period. You're probably thinking that I'm exaggerating, but when's the last time you managed to fool people into giving you a luxury suite and round-the-clock gourmet meals?
Ai Hin began showing signs of pregnancy a couple months ago, and research officials had been preparing to set up a live feed to broadcast her birth. People were extremely excited, being as how pandas are endangered and famously difficult to breed, but sadly it turns out Ai Hin is a big fat LIAR. That's right, a panda faked her pregnancy in order to get special treatment.