Welp, someone's parents are super proud right now. One supremely unfortunate young man got stuck inside a vagina sculpture over the weekend, and it took 22 rescue workers to get him out. An American exchange student crammed his body inside a statue entitled Chacán-Pi (Making Love) in Tübingen, Germany on a dare for a photo. And then he couldn't get out. Rescue workers spent 30 minutes midwifing this overgrown baby out of the crevice.
I have may questions about this whole debacle, but one thing is beyond question: Now that photos including the "victim's" face have gone viral it will be a very long time before this bro sees the inside of a real vajayjay. That is for certain. I mean, look at this guy.