This is a situation where screaming "get a room," should not just be a suggestion but an order. A couple in Salt Lake City, Utah were caught engaging in oral sex in a place you would least expect it.
They were getting busy on the front lawn of a church! Yes! A church. Oh, and it gets worse...
Not only were they performing an x-rated act in a very g-rated place, but it happened during a wedding at the church with kids present!
Seriously, this is such a perfect example of "wrong place and a wrong time."
In the early evening, Wilson Benally, 56, reportedly was "going down," on 60-year-old Sandra Kruser outside of the Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 p.m. Apparently four children witnessed the couple's very intimate act, perhaps scarring them for life, or at least a couple of days.
Wedding guests called the cops on the couple, and when the police officers attempted to break up their "fun," they ignored them. The couple were reportedly wasted, and once they were separated the two were arrested, booked and charged with "gross lewdness and public intoxication."
But don't think that the two were moved by the nearby nuptials, they are reportedly "transients" and Wilson Benally has been arrested over 100 times! And with behavior like this, it isn't surprising.
While this may be sad and a bit amusing, I can not stop thinking of the kids who saw this. What would the parents say to these children? That the couple were "playing doctor," or that he was "looking for something he lost." I really have NO idea what I would do. Maybe the act they witnessed didn't register with the little ones, at least let's hope so!
What would you say to your children if they saw something like this?
Image via Salt Lake City Police Department