Happy Groundhog Day! How much longer will Old Man Winter toy with us this year? When will we be released to the kind mercy of springtime? Well Americans, it's time to pester a defenseless animal with that question. The news from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania is in as of 7:28 this morning. Grab yourself a cup of coffee and sit down for the big announcement.
Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter.
OH MAH GAH! Put that oversized rodent back into Gobbler's Knob and tell him to come back with another answer This is unacceptable. Wasn't the Polar Vortex enough? It's been a c-c-c-cold winter, man. A cold and snowy winter.
You know what? Never mind, Phil. You stay where you are. I'm going into hibernation. I'm not leaving my home until May. Great seeing everyone through the holidays and everything. My colleagues, I wish you a hearty good-luck-with-winter. I will be burrowing back into bed for the next six weeks.
Are you excited about 6 more weeks of winter or is this the worst news ever?
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