Police on Hunt for 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' Terrorizing Unsuspecting Women

Lisa Fogarty OMG

If you live in a big city, chances are you have, at one point or another in your life, witnessed a weird pervert expose himself on a train or in some other public place. Maybe you've had to deal with some bizarre sexual question or statement that you've either ignored or dealt with head on -- by calling the guy a "jerk" or giving him the middle finger, perhaps? 

Having to cope with any unwanted sexual act is gross, but I'm willing to bet big money you've never experienced ANYTHING like the "Swiss Cheese Pervert." A man between the ages of 40 and 50 is driving around different communities in Mayfair, Pennsylvania, exposing his genitals and offering women money to watch him put swiss cheese on his private parts. Guess you could say that's certainly more interesting than a straight-up sex request. I guess?!

Mayfair TownWatch posted the guy's photo on its Facebook page, along with information about his car, and asked anyone who spotted him to get his plate number and report it to police. Cops admit they're searching for a man who has a "major sexual cheese fetish." I'll say!

Since he's been spotted, other odd bits of info have been revealed. One man used Reddit to uncover a Craigslist ad from 2008 in which a man said he was searching for a woman who would let him pay her for the privilege of watching him indulge in his love of cheese. For the love of all things right in the world -- there couldn't possibly be two people who feel this same way, right? Part of the post reads as follows: 

I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.

I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese.

Part of me feels sad for the guy, but that part is quickly crushed by the part of me thinking, over and over again, ewwwwww. Oh, and I will definitely be paying closer attention to dairy ads after reading this -- who knew they were charged with sexual energy?

What's the weirdest/creepiest thing a stranger ever said to you? 

 

 

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