May sure has been Scandal Month for the White House, what with the IRS, the DOJ, drone strikes, Guantanamo. But of all the scandals, this latest one has to be the most salacious. President Obama was caught with lipstick on his collar! Where did it come from? Who has the leader of the free world been stealing kisses from? Kerry Washington? I certainly hope not.
Obama gave the American people an explanation: An "auntie" at a reception celebrating Asian-American and Pacific Islander heritage gave him a little too warm a welcome. Riiiight, a likely story! We have a few theories of our own about how that lipstick got on Obama's collar.