Criminals make dumb mistakes all the time. (Remember that one guy who left a trail of Cheetos from the convenience store he robbed to his front door?) These blockheaded blunders usually work out well for everyone involved except the criminal (of course). This was particularly true for an unidentified California woman who suddenly developed a very, very upset stomach after having an argument with her boyfriend. No, this was no stress-induced tummy ache. The cause of her gastrointestinal suffering turned out to be a mean-spirited "prank" played by her boyfriend, 27-year-old Shayne Carpenter, who allegedly put Visine eye drops in her drink ... and then texted a bunch of his buddies about it.
Clearly Carpenter wasn't exactly the trustworthy type to begin with, because as soon as his girlfriend started to feel ill, she knew just what to do ...
She checked his cellphone for clues. And boy, did she ever find 'em -- in such eloquently worded texts as this one:
"If she's going to be talking crap then she's going to be crapping."
Dang, this fella sure does sound like a keeper, right ladies?
Anyway, it's a good thing Carpenter was stupid enough to text his pals about his alleged attempt to poison his gal, because when she found the texts, she called the police AND the hospital, where she was treated and released. Carpenter was released, too -- from jail, after posting $25,000 bail (he was arrested and charged with domestic abuse and poisoning).
Sheesh. Check out this dastardly dude:
Hope that relationship is over!
Can you believe someone would be this stupid and mean?
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Vegeta, it depends on the amount. A drop or two may not do much harm, but the whole bottle could possibly kill. The warning "For external use only" is not on the bottle just because they didn't have anything else they could put there, it's there because some people need to be told that fire will burn them.
at univerisity we put Azo in a cheaters dirink turning his pee bright red... but we checked to make sure it wouldnt hurt him
Like I said before I believe anything that sick people would do. I really hope she stays away from him .
definitely depends on how much he gave her. That poor girl! one of my brother's friends did that as a prank in high school and they put about 8-10 drops in the kids drink and he was hospitalized, so it doesn't take a lot of visine to potentially kill you.