Okay, there's this buzzword floating around a lot these days. Maybe you've heard it? Sequester. As in, "Who will suffer the most from the sequester?" Or, "Where will the sequester cuts hurt your community?" Or, "Should we panic over the sequester, and if so, how soon? Today? Yesterday?"
You may be wondering, WHAT THE HELL IS THE SEQUESTER? So you Google that, and you get lots of words. Words with no pictures, and no mention of the Oscars, either, so that's super boring. But wait! "Robert Pattinson" is here to explain to you what the sequester is and how it could affect you.
Hey ladies. No need to worry, I can explain. The sequester is a bunch of mandatory spending cuts to your government's budget. That's $1 trillion in crazy-ass, willy-nilly, make-no-sense cuts. It's like a threat that's supposed to motivate your president, House, and Senate to pass a real budget, BY FRIDAY, or things get really ugly.