Michelle Obama's New Portrait Is Already Stirring Up Snarky Remarks (PHOTO)

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michelle obama second official portrait white houseFirst came First Lady Michelle Obama's "mid-life crisis bangs." Today, we're getting the first glimpse at her second-term official White House portrait, shot by Chuck Kennedy, featuring those much-discussed locks. It was only a matter of, well, minutes before we were tweeting/Facebooking/blogging about how she looks.

Because ... that's what we do in America. The country that's supposedly so advanced, except that we can't treat women in power with the respect they deserve. We can't resist an opportunity to regress to the superficial, and reduce a brilliant woman like Michelle Obama -- a Harvard-trained lawyer who is currently using her platform as FLOTUS to drive initiatives related to our nation's health and veterans -- to her hairdo and lipstick. What is this, the '50s? It's pathetic.

Here, a few of the ridiculous remarks already made about the FLOTUS's portrait, which of course have absolutely nothing to do with what Michelle Obama does and represents as First Lady ...

  1. "That center part makes her head look a tad butt-like. It's cool, though. We like butts. ... Her lipstick is pretty, but those eyebrows -- yikes." -New York Mag, which at least acknowledged they were offering a "purely superficial breakdown" of the portrait.
  2. "The bare-arm look of 2012 is a thing of the past -- but hopefully not a message from the halls of power that women need to start wearing sleeves in professional environments again, because we just got used to the whole 'Michelle Obama does it, so I can too' thing." -The Root. Wow. Are we really worried about bare arms in the workplace? Is that really our biggest fish to fry, ladies? Might I remind you: We don't get equal pay for equal work! AHH!
  3. "This time around Michelle covered up her infamous arms." -Glam.comEnough about the arms!
  4. "Wedding ring, glossy pink lipstick, neutral nails: I am practically falling asleep but still, this is one for the literal history books." -TheFashionSpot.com, which gets a bit of a pass, because they blog about fashion and want to cover the news, but still ... it has me cringing about the history books being concerned only with Mrs. Obama's "neutral nails!"
  5. "It does not show her bangin’ arms, for one thing, and she is maybe a little overly made up and does not look as relaxed and happy as usual." -Wonkette.com, which also is built on tongue-in-cheek commentary, but ugh, we really do cluck our tongues when she doesn't look "relaxed and happy." Or when she reacts like a human being and not a Stepford wife. And that's just gotta stop.

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Are you also fed up with the constant focus on our FLOTUS's looks?


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Pinkmani Pinkmani

What? That's so mean. She looks great!

Julie Hull-Wilkins

because this is America we can nit pick, thats one of the many things that is so great about it..she looks air brushed and waxy like a statue..

handy... handy0318

I think it's a great portrait... Michelle looks dignified as befits the FLOTUS...but also open and engaging. People like to nit-pic on everything...Laura Bush always got hammered as well.

zaksm... zaksmommy12

She is fake smiling and that makes her face look weird, plus all the airbrush.

tuffy... tuffymama

She has stripper eyebrows but I like the bangs better than her old, preacher man swoop on the top. She kind of looks like a California Raisin in this photo. She should smack that photographer and the stylist.

nonmember avatar wafflesmom

She looks absolutely wonderful!

bills... billsfan1104

You all know that I do not like this president nor the First Lady. But I will say that this portrait is a very nice portrait and I prefer her bangs. I think this an elegant portrait.

momof... momof030404

I don't care for this woman or her husband. I have NO IDEA why many call her fashion icon as her clothes are rarely cut right or flattering to her figure. HOWEVER in this portrait she looks better than I have ever seen her. The top is flattering, the hair is styled great, I think this is a very nice portrait of her!

wamom223 wamom223

I'm not a fan of hers either but I will say I think the picture is fine other than her hands.  The way the artist did it makes it look like she has man hands and that isn't cool.

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