Guys, I have some news for you. The "beyond" part of Bed, Bath & Beyond does not mean sex. It means, like, kitchen utensils. But one man apparently thought otherwise as he approached a woman in one of the stores in Texas, and suddenly demanded oral sex. Guys, more news. This only works in porno films.

The woman, Kathleen McMillen, says she was browsing the aisles of BBB when she noticed a young man staring at her. Then the man suddenly approached her and said:

You heard me, I’d suggest you suck my ****.

Not too surprisingly, Kathleen failed to take the man up on his offer and instead began screaming. Scarier than the man's unwanted proposition was the alleged fact that no one in the store came to her aid, including a clerk who told her he was "busy with another customer." Gee, thanks, buddy!

Kathleen said she finally found a manager who took down her description of the man, but he'd already slipped away from the store. Kathleen is still rattled by the incident, saying:

He could have overtaken me. He could’ve done something and there was no one. There was absolutely no one, and no one seemed to really care.

Kathleen, we care! Writing about it, ain't I? Anyway, I guess what we have here is either a real jerk or a future (or current) sex offender -- or both. Certainly what no one wants to encounter at any time, let alone while shopping for bed sheets.

Guys like this need to get their act together. It's like those dudes who scream obscenities at you from a moving car. Does that really work? Does any woman ever actually approach their car and say, "Well, sure, I'd love to do you. Thanks for asking!"

I hope this guy's behavior doesn't escalate.

Image via KHOU.com