Here's your good laugh for the day. A teacher is suing her former school district because she says they discriminated against her illness. But we're not just talking any illness here. Maria Waltherr-Willard claims to suffer from a fear of children.
I mentioned that she was a teacher, didn't I? Ah, only in America do we have teachers who want money for being forced to teach a bunch of little ankle-biters who give them the willies.
Waltherr-Willard's lawsuit is based on a claim of pedophobia. She says teaching young kids makes her so sick she vomits, suffers chest pains, and has sky-rocketing blood pressure.
As for the rather obvious question -- why was she teaching in the first place -- the Spanish teacher claims she was just fine with high school kids. It was when the Mariemont school district dared to put her in a room with a bunch of junior high kids that her ick factor kicked in. When they wouldn't send her back to the big kids, she retired, and now she wants money from the district.
This is where I admit I am not a doctor, and refuse to dive into whether pedophobia is legitimate or not.
But I am a member of America's working class, and I do have a tad bit of common sense. This is why I took a job as a writer, sitting at a desk all day, rather than signing up for the Navy SEALs. This asthmatic is not cut out for that kind of training, and I know it.
Unfortunately there are many folks in America who fail to apply common sense to their careers. The guy with a back problem applies for a job that requires heavy lifting and expects the employer to make accommodations. The woman who gets the willies from being around kids decides to be a teacher.
They should be ashamed of themselves for even floating the idea. Instead they take to the courts, abusing the discrimination laws that are on the books, laws that are there to serve a much greater purpose for folks who are truly being hurt by backward bosses.
Yes, employers have an obligation in this country to abide by fair labor practices. But employees should have an obligation to be fair too, to recognize when a job just isn't a good fit -- due to no fault of the employer.
Where do we draw the line between what an employer should have to do to provide a pleasant workplace and what is just plain ludicrous?
Do you think this teacher deserves some money for what she went through, or should she have found a new career?
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Um, you know your post really takes this situation out of context.
Although I do believe it to be ridiculous for someone with this condition to enter the teaching profession (at least in K-12 area), she still has a illness that was recognized by her school district as being covered under the ADA.
Also, she is near retirement age and the high school she worked at was considering making the foreign language courses online only and cut out face to face instruction (which would mean she's out of a job). She was moved to the middle school setting after it became known that she was spreading information against the switch to online foreign language courses.
I'd say the school district did it to get rid of her. And if she had a contract stating that they would not move her to a middle or elementary school AND if this is protected by the ADA, then I'd say she has a good case... even though I think she is nuts.
Whoa, Caera. Slow your roll on the snark, angry elf. If her certification was for grades 6-12 (which most are now, some are even EC-12) then there was always a possibility that she could be moved down, hence the "Why become a teacher?" question. Obviously her "disability" was affecting her job performance, and no, she should not be compensated anything. This is a frivolous and ridiculous lawsuit.
Im with the frivolous lawsuit. It didnt sound like there was a lot of teaching going on, and I dont quite buy into this
"Her trouble with the Mariemont school district began when she told parents that online French classes might replace teacher-led classes. Irked school officials warned her not to spill the beans on such proposed cuts, and, she alleges, retaliated by sending her down to junior high."
All schools are looking at budget cuts, and more efficieint while effective ways to teach. If thats her premise, her suit falls apart right there.
An obvious solution here would have been for her to do virtual teaching.