Is Santa Claus a Democrat or Republican? The Answer Is a No-Brainer!

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santa from behindWhen we look back on 2012, there's no doubt we'll talk about it being an election year. But the presidential battle aside, it was a year jam-packed with intense political battles. So it's no wonder that even though the general election was decided over a month ago, somehow partisan politics have bled into the holiday season. Yup, there's actual speculation on what side of the aisle Santa Claus himself falls on. 

So, does Jolly Ol' Saint Nick identify as a Democrat or a Republican? Public Policy Polling recently asked voters, and the result actually makes a lot of sense ...

According to 44 percent of American voters, Santa Claus is a Democrat. Meanwhile, 28 percent say he's a Republican, and another 28 percent aren't sure. But clearly the majority knows what's up. Santa's obviously a Dem, because he ... 

  1. ... made his life's work about "spreading the wealth." Every year, the guy levels the class warfare battlefield by caring for every boy and girl -- no matter where they live or what tax bracket they're in.
  2. ... believes a Tea Party is one that involves a brand new tea set made by his elves.
  3. ... aims to deliver presents to 100 percent of the people. Not just 47.
  4. ... is as old as time. Thus, he must value the elderly and would give them Medicare if that's all they wanted for Christmas.
  5. ... would very, very rarely say no (unless you've been very naughty). Unlike Republicans who only know how to say no, no matter how naughty or nice President Obama has been.

What would you say Santa's political affiliation is?


Image via Dennis Yang/Flickr

politics, christmas, 2012 election, barack obama

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belon... belongs2Jesus

You as a parent are Santa Claus, so whatever your political affiliation is, is what Santa's is.good

Felly... FellyScarlett

Thanks, I needed a good laugh. At least stupid political articles are good for something.

Amanda Tedley

Definitely a Dem...because he doesn't exist...like real Democrats don't exist...they make policies that are based on Socialist Foundations then exempt themselves from them...so I change my mind...Socialist...definitely Socialist.

nonmember avatar mona

He's a Republican. And Santa gives to children because they are kids and tries to teach them that it is better to give than to receive--so when they grow up, they will work hard and give to others NOT because the government make them, but because they want to share their blessings with others out of love, especially those in need: the widows, the orphans, those that are ill...NOT THE LAZIES!! Santa is a Republican all right, and he built his business of loving others and spreading good cheer himself! There are no ELF unions. He cuts those elves a fair deal and room and board!!

nonmember avatar Katy

Wow really !!! Lets just destroy our children's happiness of Santa with Politics!! So your saying Santa believes in abortion to right? I highly doubt that!! Grow up! We should be fighting to rejoin our countrys political divide not making it worse!!

Tami Becker Woller

Santa is a conservative, he does good things for others and does not expect the entire world to bow down to him, simply be good to each other.

early... earlybird11

Swami .. I love it !!!

KathyTh. KathyTh.

Procrastamom, you rock!you rock

mleil... mleilanim

Um IF Santa were real & not jist a fivment of your warped imagination, he's clearly a Dem ,simply because he hands out free stuff to undeserving spoiled brats. You know the kids of the 47% of the population, like right?

Please.

nonmember avatar MO Mom

LOL Love this!

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