oj simpsonNeed to fill your "sick news" quota for the day? Here's something that will do the trick. The National Enquirer is reporting that O.J. Simpson is trying to sell the knife he reportedly used to kill his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman back in 1994. Currently serving time for armed robbery, O.J. isn't waiting until his release in 2017 to sell the knife himself, no. The Juice has allegedly hired someone to hawk the blade, which is currently being held in the Bahamas, by the way, and is looking to get $5 million for the weapon.

The knife/murder weapon was never found, so apparently, O.J. thinks someone out there might get a kick out of owning this elusive piece of macabre history.

But! It's not all about the money for O.J. According to the source, Mr. Simpson is also looking to get some sort of twisted revenge.

O.J. will get sick satisfaction from putting one over on the cops and Ron Goldman's family. He'd love to think he's outsmarted them.

Nothing like selling the knife people think you killed your wife with to get some cash and to pull one over on the police and the other victim's family. 

Hopefully this is all a bunch of b.s. because this is just too sick to be real. And hey, if we're allowed to choose what O.J. rumor we're going to believe, I'm putting all my chips on him being Khloe Kardashian's father. How great would that be.

Do you think this knife selling rumor is true?

 

 

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