Don't Jump, Big Bird!If Mitt Romney really likes Big Bird, he should consider what kind of a future his feathered friend will have if Sesame Street does indeed get shut down. Think about it: Big Bird's had the same gig for over 30 years now -- he can't possibly have the skill set necessary to compete in today's fiercely competitive job market! Sure, he knows his ABC's, but that won't help him get hired -- not with potential job cuts looming in the education field, too.
But without gainful employment, Big Bird's gonna end up out on the street (not that street -- you know what I mean). Nobody wants that (not those of us who actually DO like Big Bird, anyway).
So, based on his qualifications, here are a few careers Big Bird might want to consider exploring ...
Image via Christopher Paulin/Flickr
Big Bird would be great at a Ren Fest, cause he's so easy to spot in a crowd. And since he's all about playing fair and following rules, running the joust would come easy to him. (The only potential Ren Fest problem for BB? Those big turkey legs all over the place might upset him.)