Drug User With 'Dracula' Teeth Never Had a Chance (PHOTOS)

by Jacqueline Burt October 1, 2012 at 7:30 PM

dracula criminal 45-year-old Alan Dale Lee is one criminal I can't help feeling sorry for -- if only because I know how prohibitively expensive dental care can be! Lee is one of the most memorable law-breakers in Florida, as far as cops are concerned, but not because he keeps getting arrested for the same things (including aggravated assault, possession of methamphetamines and possession of drug paraphernalia). To the police, Mr. Lee is more than just a criminal, he's 'Dracula' -- yes, on account of the teeth. Awww.

I mean, aggravated assault is not a very nice thing, I get that. But with a smile like his, how many career options did this guy really have in life? (Brush and floss, kids, BRUSH AND FLOSS.) That said, some marked-for-life law-breakers make themselves all crazy-looking on purpose. These are faces you never forget ...

Image via Pasco's Sherriff Department

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JennyG0929

October 1, 2012 at 7:42 PM

Making fun of ones appearance is just downright mean...

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kelticmom

October 1, 2012 at 8:02 PM

Making fun of the first man's oral hygiene was kind of mean, however the rest all deliberately tattooed, modified or destroyed themselves with drugs. So kind of asking for it.....

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JennyG0929

October 1, 2012 at 8:33 PM

That's what I meant :)

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linzemae

October 1, 2012 at 8:57 PM

AGreed with the other ladies. Rude

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Pinkmani

October 1, 2012 at 9:29 PM

This is probably how children learn to bully other children -from their bullying parents...

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Nonmember comment from blh

October 1, 2012 at 9:48 PM

Hey if you're gonna do drugs, you deserve to get made fun of. Ya know what can cause bad teeth. Meth. First guy probably has meth mouth.

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Rebecca7708

October 1, 2012 at 9:50 PM

Holy crap! That last picture is terrifying! I wonder if it was a gradual thing, or if it just caved in all at once? Either way, it looks super painful.

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billsfan1104

October 1, 2012 at 10:05 PM

These bloggers are getting nastier and nastier. But I do think that these photos should be shown to young kids. Young kids are usually about their looks. I know my daughter was like "oh hell no", when I showed her pictures of people addicted to crystal meth.

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Nonmember comment from sabrina

October 1, 2012 at 10:57 PM

I live in the town where the guy on the 2nd slide was arrested and charged with murder. the media only talked about him because of his appearance even though he was one of 3 men who murdered another man

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chick92282

October 2, 2012 at 12:44 AM

Know what blh? Sometimes folks with bad teeth ARE on drugs. And sometimes they aren't. Sometimes folks with bad teeth are just folks who had to choose between the rent and the dentist. Guess who won? A close friend of mine, for instance, had some shoddy dental work done. When the caps fell off he couldn't afford to get them fixed (no dental insurance, self-employed). Over time, the exposed, enamel-less teeth started to rot. When they did, the teeth next to them did too. Add a couple of years' time and he had a hefty dental bill on his hands. He was so self conscious of his smile because people judged him as on drugs or just trashy (ahem, blh) that he never smiled and didn't talk much to folks he didn't know. Now he's been able to get his smile fixed and he's much happier. Moral of the story: don't judge! You have no idea what the circumstances are and you can really hurt peoples' feelings.

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