Stupid Things Joe Biden Says -- They Just Keep Comin'

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joe bidenOh Joe Biden, you never fail to entertain me with your ridiculous commentary. From your drunken song and danceThe Villages” to your invitation to wheelchair-bound Chuck Graham to stand up and let the crowd see him, you seem to suffer from perpetual foot-in-mouth disease. Seriously Joe, I can’t believe you actually said, “You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”

Those gaffes are all old news by now, but Joe hasn’t left us hanging. He’s got a fresh slew of off the cuff remarks guaranteed to make you roll your eyes.

"They’re going to put y’all back in chains."

This gem was said to a largely black crowd in Danville, Virgina, while talking about Republicans and big banks. “Romney wants to let ... the big banks write their own rules -- unchain Wall Street! They’re going to put y'all back in chains.”

Except that it was the Republican Party that freed the slaves and the Democrats that insisted upon Jim Crow laws. As for the whole ‘protecting big banks’ thing -- well that’s a Democratic prerogative as well. The Senate Democrats killed a bill last month that would have called for “greater scrutiny of the U.S. central bank's powers.”

  

"Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?"

This one is funny because the press went bonkers when Mitt Romney got the day mixed up, while largely ignoring that Obama got the year wrong. Joe Biden can’t even figure out which century it is.

  

"They sound like squealing pigs."

This one happened in Minnesota and was said in reference to Republicans. Really, Mr. Vice President? You’re going to call Republicans squealing pigs after all the crap that’s come out of your mouth? Maybe you are demented.

 

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2012 election, politics

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Lulu425 Lulu425

I love you, Jenny. Never change.

jagam... jagamama0710

Except that it was the Republican Party that freed the slaves and the Democrats that insisted upon Jim Crow laws.


You do know that Republicans back then were much more socially liberal than they are now, don't you? Republicans now do not even come close to representing Republicans back then. 


Also, here you go, enjoy! 


http://www.salon.com/2012/08/27/mitts_master_gaffe_list/

nonmember avatar kevobx

Hatred is not in kingdom of God, see how the flesh works (Galatians 5:19-21) Esau hated Jacob, and God hated Esau. God is love, but what does the Lord hate, that the world loves? *(Proverbs 6:16-19)

Procr... Procrastamom

Ahh, the Tea Party's answers to all of America's woes:  Joe Biden quotes, birth certificates and college records.  If only the likes of Jenny Eriksen and her ilk could figure those three things out, they could right the economy, amend foreign relations and put the US back on top of the world!!  


As usual, because Jenny doesn't like her side's candidate and because she has no idea what his ideas are for fixing the country (he'll tell you after you vote for him...."Trust me"), she resorts to bashing the left.  "Because Obama!"  "Because Biden!"  "Because Socialism!!!"


Lame.

JAFE JAFE

I wonder if he's available as entertainment for our next bonfire?

nonmember avatar Guest

Any one of the several racial comments would be career enders for any Republican.

nonmember avatar Guest

@Procrastamom; "Ahh, the Tea Party's answers to all of America's woes: Joe Biden quotes, birth certificates and college records."



Sorry, point of fact, the TEA Party issues are Fair Taxation, Free Markets, and Constitutionally Limited Government.



If only the likes of Procrastamom and her ilk could figure those three things out... or for that matter, simply read...



As usual, because Procrastamom can't apologize and spin fast enough for her side's candidate and because of that she has no idea what Romney's ideas are for fixing the country she resorts to bashing the right.



"(he'll tell you after you vote for him...."Trust me"), " Point of fact, that was a quote from the DEMOCRAT house majority leader, Nancy Pelosi; "Congress "[has] to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it, ". OWEbama has given us a (comparatively) very specific and detailed plan to undo the mess the democrats have created. I will post it here in it's entirety: "Hope!", "Change!", "Forward!".



"Lame."



That's funny. Too bad you do not understand why.

poppy... poppymuffin

Ahh, love you Guest.


Procrastamom = LAME

jagam... jagamama0710

Guest - So what ARE Romney's magical ideas to fix the country? 

wamom223 wamom223

Jagamama his idea's are listed on his website http://www.mittromney.com/jobs.  You wont agree with them,  but  he has them.  I am hesitant to debate with you today as I just read your comments on the circumcision blog and even though I agree with all of your views on that I absolutely hated how you went about making your point.  So I want to say up front that I don't want to do battle but share how I feel.  I go into this election not really liking either of my choices and feeling that they are both progressives.  However, I also know there is no way I will ever find a candidate that represents me one hundred percent.  We don't know for sure which candidate can save us from this mess so we have to make an educated guess based on the information we have now.  The information I have along with my experiences being a small business owner with a business that deals with investors is that Romney is the best choice based on his idea.  Obama has waged war on us business owners and we have no choice but to vote defensively.  I don't want the government to give me hand outs or make my life easier, I want them to get out of my way so I can provide for myself.  .

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