Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested in Florida But His Name Was Not the Crime

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jackmeoff muddJackmeoff Mudd is in a lot of trouble. The criminal formerly known as Brian Eric Rhodes wasn't messing around with prostitutes or masturbating in a public theater like his name might suggest -- he was arrested earlier this week for a bevy of reasons after he resisted police when they caught him banging on some bathroom doors and knocking stuff over in a public restroom in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. If you're wondering if Jackmeoff Mudd is his real name, the answer is yes, yes it is.

Jackmeoff, 54, is in jail with bail set at $300 and will face an ill-fated judge at some point in the near future. The judge will then enter an exclusive group of lawmen who've had the pleasure of having some bizarrely named people in their chambers. Remember Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop?

That guy was arrested back in June for violating his bail conditions.

Then there's Lleieusszuieusszesszes Willihiminizisteizzi Hurrizzissteizzi, an alleged Siamese arsonist who was considered an undesirable alien in California back in the mid 1920s. Say that name three times fast and a genie will appear.

And who could forget Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. While this person, as far as I can tell, has never been arrested, his or her parents had a few days in court when the Swedish government fined them for naming their child something so ... quixotic.

Parents in New Zealand were also questioned by the government when they tried to name their son 4Real. The Kiwi Uncle Sam wouldn't allow it, so they decided to go with Superman, instead. But they totally just call him 4Real 4 short, yo.

Last but not least, there's a Texas kid named ESPN. Nothing says you love your child, and a cable sports channel, quite like the name ESPN Malachi McCall.

Jackmeoff is one of those rare individuals who, like the people above, will make headlines for whatever he does. No one would've batted an eye if Brian Eric Rhodes was arrested earlier this week in Florida, but Jackmeoff Mudd? Now that's a story.

What's the weirdest name you've ever heard?


Photo via Boward County Jail



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tuffy... tuffymama

What a douche. There's a door woman in Chicago whose first name is Toenail, but pronounced Tenille. Swanky.

cleig... cleigh717

L-a. Pronounced la dash ah. Poor poor innocent little girl will have to pronounce her name whereevr she goes. At least when its written anyway.

nonmember avatar cdj71412

There's a couple of brothers named Orangejello and Lemonjello that my friend's mom used to teach piano (pronounced "Or-AHN-jel-oh" and "Lem-AHN-jel-oh"). What sort of daffy person does that to their children? Kids these days can be mean, and naming kids such unusual and strange things just gives the bullies something to work with.

Jennifer Gennaro

A friend of mine used to teach in an inner city school and there was one kid named Nosmo King.  (No smoking).  We were convinced the mother couldn't decide on a name before delivery and saw a sign on the wall and boom!  Baby's name!!!!!!  I didn't believe her until she showed me proof.

No_Di... No_Difference

My aunt when working in materinty said that countless times, people would see "female" or "male" on the braclets and were convinced those were their babys' names...  Except that they thought it was "Fem-Ah-lee" and "Mah-lee" My sister knows someone who named their kids Apple and Pizza because that is what she craved during pregnancy with each

Linda Hall

ABCDE - pronounced Absday...asshole- pronounced ash-hol-ah...why??? OMG WHY!???


Colette Clark

I was an l/d nurse and a patient named her son Meconium, because as the head was being delivered, there was Meconium seen ( the baby's first bowel movement) and she thought that was awesome... TRUE STORY...

nonmember avatar Dave

I know of a Mars Millennium Falcon Starship Cruiser. He's in the Navy. Can you guess what his parents were fans of? He has a sister name Princess Lea Starship Cruiser.

I've heard of Duane Pipe (thought it was cute and clever).

Tonia Williams

I've heard a lot of names but one stuck with me. The mothers name was Princess so she decided to name her son Yumajesty  ( your Majesty ). Poor child...stick out tongue mini

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