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He's being referred to as "the worst son in the world." And with good reason. He allegedly rubbed poop -- relax, dog poop -- in his mother's face. Why? Because she wouldn't give him a shot of vodka. Okay, fine, I'll explain.
Earlier this week, police in Manatee County, Florida arrested William Jenkins, 22, on a felony domestic battery charge after he pushed his 53-year-old mother down to the ground during an argument. The dispute allegedly started when William's mean old mother refused him a shot of sweet, sweet vodka. William denies pushing the woman who gave birth to him down to the ground, BUT he does cop to the fact that he "did rub dog defecation on her face because she yelled at him."
According to the police, during the tiff, Jenkins went out to the back porch -- AKA, his mom's dog's toilet -- "then reached down with his hand, picked up the dog defecation, and rubbed it in his mother’s face." And then the world vomited in perfect unison.
I don't claim to have been worthy of any "World's Best Daughter" mugs when I was younger, but smearing dog shit on your mother's face takes things to a new level. Smearing dog shit in anyone's face takes things to a new level. Especially when the supposed motive was a shot of vodka. Dang.
I mean, what would you do if this happened to you?
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