5 Crazy Bath Salts Stories Besides the Horrible Zombie Face-Eating One

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goatAnother day, another crazy bath salts related story to freak everybody out. Seriously -- the zombie face-eating attack, horrible and tragic though it was, has been just one of many bizarre crimes committed by people high as kites on the hot new "designer drug," as it's been called. (Though can I just say, what an odd name for a cocktail of cocktails so random and destructive it makes meth look classy by comparison.)

"Shocking" doesn't begin to describe these displays of substance-induced psychosis. Scary, terrible, outrageous ... really, none of these words even come close. Clearly we need to invent a new word for this level of ... of ... (imagine sound of shrieking here).

Anyway, you've most likely heard everything you never wanted to know about the aforementioned face-eating zombie attack. But have you heard about these completely insane "brought to you by bath salts" moments?

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1. The 19-year-old dude who dressed up in a bra and underwear and killed his neighbor's goat. Yup. And did I mention cops found a porno mag on the floor near the dead goat's body?

2. The guy who broke into a house, then ditched his car on the interstate and ran because he thought the vehicle was "melting and electricity was following him." According to cops.

3. The guy who broke into a monastery and attacked a sleeping priest with a knife and a wooden mallet. (Hmm, wonder if he was ever an altar boy.)

4. The 48-year-old woman who attacked her mother with a machete. The details speak for themselves: "Panama City Beach police said Pamela Suzanne Higgins came into her mother’s room in the condo they share on Front Beach Road at about 2:30 p.m., swinging the machete, and said, 'You ain’t dead yet?'"

5. The dude who called police to report 30 "intruders" in his house ... who "were trying to make it seem like they were not there, and they would try to blend into their surroundings, like chairs and trees.” So that's why cops couldn't see them! They did, however, use a Taser on the dude who could, apparently, see them.

What's the craziest bath salts story you've heard?

 

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Rachp... Rachpach1984

My neighbor burned his house down while on bath salts because he thought a band of native Americans were trying to scalp him. He used a lighter and bug spray to "protect" himself from their "attack" and now he has no house and is in jail.

expat... expatalfa

What a flippant, gossipy and just stupid article. Hey let's share funny stories about drug abuse and drug-induced madness and violence. Let's joke about it too:  "Hmmm wonder if he was an altar boy." Yeah funny. NOT. Get some respect.

Sadie... Sadie0711

aww that poor goat!!! why would anyone hurt an animal???!? what a f*cking psycho.


i also agree with expatalfa, the alter boy comment was not funny. there is nothing funny about a priest getting attacked by some psycho on crazy drugs.


anyway, i just read about a mom who was so high on bath salts she started to beat her toddler, her neighbor tried to get the child away from her but couldn't, finally the child's dad did, and then she started running around naked, and when the cops arrived they couldn't subdue her, they tried pepper spray and when that didn't work they tased her, and later on she died.


lol at the line about how bath salts make meth look classy. it's totally true. i would never try meth, but if for some reason i was forced to choose between trying meth or trying bath salts, i would DEFINITELY go with the meth. bath salts are scary! i'm really afraid. if so many people are doing them, is it not safe to walk the streets anymore? for fear of being attacked/eaten?

Misty... Misty.Dawn

So at the bottom of this article it says "filed under: abortion, crime" ..............i read it twice & see nothing about abortion.....

Whitn... WhitneySM

"What a flippant, gossipy and just stupid article. Hey let's share funny stories about drug abuse and drug-induced madness and violence. Let's joke about it too:  "Hmmm wonder if he was an altar boy." Yeah funny. NOT. Get some respect."



Exactly what I was thinking!!

Craft... CraftyJenna

Not even a little funny, anf the alter boy crap is just dissrespectful.

RaeAn... RaeAnne.USAF

What does abortion have to do with bath salts?

4cadi... 4cadillac

The story was informative & i saw nothing disrespectful about it. Its justthe news people...have several seats!...

the4m... the4mutts

Hahaha I thought it was funny.

Despite the people harmed that were innocent in these scenarios, the rest is hilarious. Even the alter boy comment.

These morons get what they deserve! You should not put that shit in your body. If you're that stupid, you deserve to have cops taze/pepper spray your ass! You deserve to be in jail, and your house burned down.

I can't stand drugs, and think that people that do them are the stupidest of the stupid people in the world

Misty... Misty.Dawn

disrespectful? Wow...some of you are just too damn sensitive. Im sorry that when you have a bad situation, you cant find some sort of humor in it. When people do stupid stuff, like DRUGS & do stupid stuff, they deserve to have people laugh at their funny stories of drug induced madness. Yes, bad topic bcus some innocent people have been hurt bcus these ignorant people decided to try this drug...but for the most part i laughed my butt off at their stupidness. (yes, i even laughed at the altar boy comment-whoops, guess im disrespectful) :/

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