luka rocco magnotta
Luka Rocco MagnottaAnd you thought the Zombie Apocalypse thing was bad:

Montreal police are now on a "coast-to-coast" man hunt for Luka Rocco Magnotti, a 29-year-old gay porn actor suspected in the killing and dismemberment of an as-yet-unidentified "acquaintance."

Oh, and also in the mailing of said acquaintance's dismembered body parts to various locations in Ottawa, including a political party's headquarters.

Oh, and probably he filmed the murder.

Oh, and did I mention this guy has a history of allegedly videotaping himself killing kittens, too?

What is this guy on, bath salts or something?

According to Montreal police spokesman Ian Lafreniere, the body parts are thought to be connected to a torso discovered behind the suspect's apartment building. (Forensic tests are being done to confirm.) Police were reportedly led to Magnotta's "blood-soaked" unit by a "rotten stench."

Hopefully they'll find Magnotta as easily as they located his apartment -- this is one psycho who needs to be locked up ASAP.

Although he might be tough to track down, particularly if he's the same Luka Rocco Magnotti who authored an online post called "How to disappear completely and never be found," a 6-step guide to getting rid of one's identity including such words of wisdom as "a minimum of four months is really necessary to successfully carry out the heroic actions necessary to leave your old life behind."

I just don't know what else to say. Is this horror show of a freaking crime wave over yet?! I can't take much more!

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