Um, what's scarier than the thought of being attacked by a naked man who eats half your face off?
Right now you're probably thinking something like, A naked man eating my face?! That's pretty much as scary as it gets. Why would you even ask such a question?! I think you need to quit watching The Walking Dead.
Fair enough, but the reason why I'm asking about naked flesh-gnawing attackers is actually -- horrifyingly -- based in reality.
Because yesterday in Miami, police responded to a 911 call about 2 men fighting to find (you guessed it) a naked man eating another man's face off.
And, believe it or not, the story only gets worse ...
Remember my original question about what's scarier than being attacked by a naked man who eats half your face off? Here's the answer ...
Being attacked by a naked man who eats half your face off and won't stop even after cops start shooting at him:
The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
The police did manage to fatally shoot the attacker, but by then, his victim had "virtually no face" and was "unrecognizable." He's currently in the hospital.
So, I don't mean to sound all paranoid about zombies or anything, but THAT GUY SURE SOUNDS LIKE A ZOMBIE TO ME. (The only other possible explanation so far is cocaine psychosis.)
I know, zombies aren't real. But honestly?
I'd almost rather believe he was a zombie than accept the fact that one human being could do this to another. Psychotic or not.
By the way, sorry about those nightmares you're gonna have later on tonight.
Is this one of the freakiest crimes you've ever heard about in your entire life?
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