You'd have to be living under a rock to not know that there's been a war going on in Washington over issues most of us thought were settled some 30+ years ago (birth control, abortion, etc.) A war you would think most American women would be appalled by. But noooo. Some Republican women don't seem to mind. They're not keen on D.C.'s "socialist" taxes and health insurance. Yet, when it comes to their reproductive freedoms? Their attitude seems to be "Have at it, government! Get all up in it!"
That's why the latest FunnyorDie.com sketch, featuring Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer, and Andrea Savage as "typical Republican women" is downright hilarious. These women say they want small government. They don't want government in their banks or their classrooms. Where do they want it? Their vaginas! Where the bigger it is, the better! HA! Check it out ...
AMAZING! My fave part? Definitely "My right to choose? My right to choose to not have a choice!" Aggghhh!! This sketch is just bursting with so many totally cringe-worthy, yet absolutely hilarious moments that have tears pouring down my face!
Because A.) I'm laughing that hard, yes, but also because B.) I am ACTUALLY crying! Legitimately crying that this tongue-in-cheek faux spot even has to exist, because there are politicians out there who actually believe we women shouldn't be making our own decisions about our ladyparts. Think about it. Do we really want the Oval office taking care of our "oval offices"? Oh. Hell. No.
Well, legs fingers crossed, "The Real Republican Real Women of Real America" will not be calling the shots this fall. Unless you know, we're all okay with "someone like your dad" being involved in your vagina. (I know, so, so wrong ...)
How hilarious/scary is this?!
Image via funnyordie.com
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Wow. How amazingly inaccurate.
I saw this, it is so wrong on so many levels. But I do admit to laughing.
because there are politicians out there who actually believe we women shouldn't be making our own decisions about our ladyparts.
For me, it's that there are actual WOMEN out there who actually believe we women shouldn't be making our own decisions about our ladyparts. It's most noticeable on this site....the Lunatic Fringe (from the Right) is strong here, and freaking scary.
I think ALL women should be able to make any decision they want to about their "ladyparts" but I also think ALL women should be responsible for any decisions they make. If you don't want the government all up in your "ladyparts" them don't bring them in when you need help raising, feeding, clothing, and providing for your kids either. You can't have it both ways.
Which of the Left's ideas is more classy -- "Get in my Vagina" or "Rock the Slut Vote"?
Not sure if either is doing much for the liberal movement, but both say a lot about its adherents who seem bereft of constructive ideas and afraid to tackle the most important issues of the impending elections in November.
Maressa Brown, have you checked your share of the national debt lately? Guess what, the numbers climb highte every second, minute, hour, day, piling more debt on us and our children thanks to failed Democrat policies.
But hahahahaha "vagina" is a funny word!
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
Good luck, "ladies".