Tanning Mom Goes On Crazy Rant & Confounds Us Even More (VIDEO)

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Wow. Just wow. Just when you thought it couldn't get any kookier with tanning bed mom, the woman who was arrested for putting her 5-year-old daughter in a tanning bed (which she denies), Patricia Krenticil, was caught by a paparazzo on her way to a hair salon. The intrepid videographer asked the Oompa-Loompa-shaded lady what she had to say about the allegations against her. Krenticil, whose face is the boldest evidence yet that tanning ages you, said people were just after her.

After her because of concern about the welfare of her young daughter? Um, no, not quite. Make sure you're not drinking anything, because this will make you spit-take ...

In the rant video, Krenticil says that the fracas over her arrest for bringing her daughter into a tanning bed is just a "witch hunt." And whyyyyyy, pray tell, are people on a witch hunt against her? Well, isn't it obvious? No? Well, it's because tanning mom has apparently always had problems with "jealous, fat, ugly" people.

Yes, you see, it's all about jealous people. Jealous ... of her. And it's about ugly people. People uglier than she is. Are you getting this? Yeah, me neither.

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Well, apparently Krenticil is not only the tannest woman in the world, she is also one of the most delusional. I say she and Samantha Brick should write a book together about how everyone really hates them because they're beautiful. But maybe we should feel sorry for tanning mom. Maybe all of that tanning fried her brain cells? Or her ability to see clearly? I don't know.

It does beg one scary question though. If tanning mom thinks she looks good, and obviously she does, does that mean she thinks this is the way her daughter should look too? Is this like Toddlers & Tiaras & Tanning Beds?

Are you "jealous" of tanning mom? Are you scared for her daughter?


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Sidthe Sidthe

YIKES! She looks worse than the entire cast of Jersey Shore COMBINED!!!

dirti... dirtiekittie

"jealous, fat and ugly".


funny, i was thinking the same thing of her orange head. :/

LizB86 LizB86

She is about 20 shades darker than an oompah oomph! She looks like a marshmallow that's been held over the campfire about ten minutes too long. For God's sake CPS, don't let her do that to her daughter!

LizB86 LizB86

"Oompah loompah", that is. GD autocorrect.

ethan... ethans_momma06

Okay, you guys- this woman obviously has a problem. That's why she looks like that. Hey, I know- let's all poke fun at the person with OBVIOUS MENTAL ISSUES.


OMG! She thinks people are uglier then her! *gasp* how dare she! (Yes. Because this lady doesn't have a  disorder pertaining to appearances...)


So yeah. She probably said something out of the range of norm. What did you expect her to say?

Histo... HistoryMamaX3

Thank you, ethans_momma... obviously there is something off here, but now the stir writers are screaming out that she's delusional, ugly, and discussing what a terrible person she is as though she were a fly on the wall. This person is in need of serious help... and this type of response is NOT beneficial to any one. It's cruel.


Just what I expect from a writer here. Our society is so sad. :-(

nonmember avatar kaerae

Geez, she looks to have an eating disorder or perhaps a substance abuse issue as well. Hopefully dad will step up and protect his kids. Yes, his wife needs help, but he needs to think of the kids first. I don't think the tanning makes her a bad mom, but there's something else going on that could.

Dalla... DallasGirl214

This lady is the epitome of disgusting.

bills... billsfan1104

They said that this was a stand up booth.  Anyone that tans knows that the stand up booths do not have a "tanning room".  Its an area to take of clothes and the you step in the area to tan.  There is no protection and it lights up the area, that you take your clothes off in.

forev... foreverabuff

@billsfan1104 eh, that's actually not true. I work at a tanning salon, and our stand up is completely enclosed, so the area to disrobe IS 100% safe from the lights. Many stand up beds would light up the whole room, but not all. 

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