Tanning Mom Goes On Crazy Rant & Confounds Us Even More (VIDEO)

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Wow. Just wow. Just when you thought it couldn't get any kookier with tanning bed mom, the woman who was arrested for putting her 5-year-old daughter in a tanning bed (which she denies), Patricia Krenticil, was caught by a paparazzo on her way to a hair salon. The intrepid videographer asked the Oompa-Loompa-shaded lady what she had to say about the allegations against her. Krenticil, whose face is the boldest evidence yet that tanning ages you, said people were just after her.

After her because of concern about the welfare of her young daughter? Um, no, not quite. Make sure you're not drinking anything, because this will make you spit-take ...

In the rant video, Krenticil says that the fracas over her arrest for bringing her daughter into a tanning bed is just a "witch hunt." And whyyyyyy, pray tell, are people on a witch hunt against her? Well, isn't it obvious? No? Well, it's because tanning mom has apparently always had problems with "jealous, fat, ugly" people.

Yes, you see, it's all about jealous people. Jealous ... of her. And it's about ugly people. People uglier than she is. Are you getting this? Yeah, me neither.

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Well, apparently Krenticil is not only the tannest woman in the world, she is also one of the most delusional. I say she and Samantha Brick should write a book together about how everyone really hates them because they're beautiful. But maybe we should feel sorry for tanning mom. Maybe all of that tanning fried her brain cells? Or her ability to see clearly? I don't know.

It does beg one scary question though. If tanning mom thinks she looks good, and obviously she does, does that mean she thinks this is the way her daughter should look too? Is this like Toddlers & Tiaras & Tanning Beds?

Are you "jealous" of tanning mom? Are you scared for her daughter?


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