Woman Squeezes Man's Testicles So Hard It Kills Him

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squeezingFolks, you may want to sit down for this one. And if you're a man, maybe pop an Advil to prepare? A woman killed a man in China recently by squeezing his testicles.

And what put her into such a rage? The dead man, a shop owner, allegedly wouldn't let her park her scooter in front of his store so she could go pick up her kid from school. Mama grizzly be crazy!

The whole Mom goes Incredible Hulk thing seemed so tabloidish at first, I was all set to write it off as urban legend. But then Gizmodo tracked down a urologist who says it's legit. The pain can actually cause a heart attack.

Um. Ouch?

There are about 100 lessons we can take away from this one. A scooter can't be that hard to re-park lady! And of course, violence is never the answer. Even if the guy was being a jerk, he did not deserve to die over a parking spot.

But what does this say about all the times we've laughed at the guy taking a hard hit to his jewels in a buddy flick (anything made by or with Adam Sandler comes to mind)? The guy was facing possible death, and we were giggling so hard popcorn was coming out of our mouths. Never again!

Let this poor guy's death be a lesson. Never, ever laugh at a guy when he takes a hit to the 'nads. Also? When he grabs his balls in sympathy when another guy takes a kick to the crotch, you are to give a sober nod in his direction to mark your solidarity.

OK. Lesson is over; class is dismissed.

Be honest: what do you do when you see guys wince over a testicle punch?


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nonmember avatar Guest

The shop owner did not want to provide a free parking spot to someone who was not even a customer, and gets a nasty attack resulting in his death... How in the fork does that make him a "jerk"?!?!???
The woman was in the wrong from the beginning.

BiBi Frederick Waltslady

Jeanne I'm sorry BUT i am STILL gonna laugh.... the shit is funny i just cant help myself when someone gets hit in the nuts natural reaction

nonmember avatar ShotgunShellz

I think I'd get a few more urologists' opinions before I took that as a fact. Sounds pretty hokey to me.

MeAnd... MeAndTommyLee

I don't think it's funny at all.  This man had a family -- was a somebody to someone.  As for this woman, she should be in jail.  What's happened to her is left out of this article.  Anyway, if this would have been a woman who had her breasts squeezed hard enough to trigger a heart attack, posters here would be calling for the death penalty because it was a man.  Double standards are wrong.

nonmember avatar John

Women are insane. Mentally unstable by nature, at least once a month.

Todd Vrancic

When I see some guy hit in the testicles hard enought to make him wince, I wince in sympathy.  My wife generally says something like, "That guy was hit so hard even I felt it."  It is not said laughingly, neither of us find pain amusing.

nonmember avatar Jeff

The urologist knows what he is talking about. Do a google news archive search on "torn scrotum" or "testicles ripped off" It is not that hard to rip off the testicles with your bare hands.

The testicles are exposed internal organs. Squeezing and/or pulling the testicles is the equivalent in pain as ripping someone's guts out.

There is a great level of intimacy in sexual touch for both the man and the woman that a man gives himself completely in trust to his spouse as she normally doe with him.

Ari. Ari.

Awww John, did somebody break your iddy biddy heart? Your comments make it seem like you dislike women and that you are ignorant to the facts of menstruation. Its ok, we know men can't handle such things, women are used to it.

nonmember avatar Lissa

Seriously BiBi? You think someone getting killed is funny? You're sick.

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