John Edwards Sex Tape Destined to Gross Us Out Eventually

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When you think of sex tapes, if for some reason you think of sex tapes, names like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pam Anderson come to mind. But now we might have another sex tape coming to a computer near you. Get ready, because it’s a gross one. The sex tape shows disgraced presidential candidate John Edwards and his mistress, Rielle Hunter, getting it on. Eww.

And now a judge has ruled that information about this sex tape cannot be barred from being available to the public. So this means we could unfortunately hear some nitty gritty about the tape. But the judge had earlier ruled that the tape should be destroyed. Yet it's unclear how many copies were made and if that would be possible. Confused yet?

Fortunately for the jurors in John Edwards’ misconduct trial, a judge had ruled that they wouldn't get to see the sex tape.

Call me cynical, but I think it’s only a matter of time before this tape is leaked online somewhere. I still can’t figure out why people make sex tapes at all. Especially famous people. You know it’s going to end up in everyone’s inbox eventually! Maybe that is what they want.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd sooner watch a sex tape of Uggie and a stray bitch getting it on than John and Rielle. Yes, I know that Edwards is considered to be very handsome. And, Rielle, well ... she’s no Kim Kardashian, but I guess if the lighting is very low, and the film quality very poor, it wouldn't be so bad.

But you couldn't pay me enough to watch this tape. Well, maybe I’d watch it if I were dieting and wanted to stunt my appetite for, like, a week. Make that a month.

Would you watch the John Edwards-Rielle Hunter sex tape?


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