Austrian Village Should Never Change Its Awesomely Obscene Name

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"What’s in a name?" asked Shakespeare. One town is asking. And it’s the town with the single most awesome name of all time. No, not Paris. Not London. Not my beloved Brooklyn. But the town of Fucking, Austria. I’m not making this up.

The residents of the town, or rather, the village of Fucking, named after a sixth century Bavarian nobleman named Focko, are getting a wee bit tired of tourists either stealing and/or taking off their clothes and getting busy with its town signs. So the residents will vote later this week on whether to change the village’s name.

Okay, I understand that it must get expensive and time-consuming replacing signs. And having pranksters molest your village signs for their personal amusement must get old too. But c’mon. This is a great name! What do you want, a boring name like every other village name out there? Forestville or Woodside or Springfield? When you could be Fucking? Get it?! You could be Fucking! Har.

All right, I understand. You want to be taken seriously. You’re probably over people coming into your town (Get it? Coming into your town?) and just immediately expecting to get lucky. Just assuming you're some sleazy, slutty, easy town. You probably have important statues of Bavarian noblemen and classy museums and beautiful scenery. You’re not just a good time town. I get that. You have a lot to offer, Fucking.

But do you really want all those tourists dollars going to Dildo, Newfoundland? We are in a recession. Think about it. Hard. Get it? Hard. Bwahaha!

Sorry, Fucking. I'll still respect you in the morning.

Should the village of Fucking change its awesome name?


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FourD... FourDaughtersMI

Imagine the loss in t-shirt sales with a name change, "My aunt went to Austria, and all I got was this Fucking t-shirt!" Or an ashtray that says, "Put your Fucking butt here." Oh, the economic impact?!??!?!?!

nickolyn nickolyn

lmfao!! thats awesome!

nonmember avatar Steph

Please... Bavaria ist NOT in Austria. I know Europe seems like such a confusing place with all those different countries, but you´re a journalist and even though this is a fluff piece, get your facts straight. Bavaria - a state of Germany. Also, yeah Fucking is a hilarious name but pronounced Fookking, although, yeah that doesn´t make it any less funny. :)

Water... Water_geM

i want to live in fucking austria.

nonmember avatar carly

I just wanna point out that it's pronounced "foo-king" instead of ... Well... You know. :b

nonmember avatar carly

Oops! Didn't realize steph already posted that. Derp.

MrsCh... MrsChurch

Love the name. Don't change it!

dixie... dixiechick2

Don't change the name

WCURi... WCURiverRat

This is supposed to be funny and it is. It's absolutely 'fucking' hilarious! Some of you guys need to lighten up a little and quit taking everything so seriously!!!

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