Ashley Judd Gives Rick Santorum an 'Abortion' Scolding He'll Never Forget (VIDEO)

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ashley juddAshley Judd is becoming my favorite feminist -- not to mention my favorite Judd. Last week she lashed out at the media for picking at her appearance. This week she took on Rick Santorum and pretty much the whole extreme pro-life universe in a Funny or Die video. She and her sisters in comedy have a special message just for Rick: He has to wait 72 hours before terminating his candidacy.

Take Rick Santorum's announcement that he's suspending terminating his presidential campaign and plunk it into an abortion clinic and -- oooh, a dozen or so hilarious/squirmy parallels hatch like so many fuzzy, provocative little chicks.

Okay, depending on where you are on the whole pro-choice/pro-life debate, this is either the funniest thing ever or the kind of video that confirms your suspicion that we are all just one more wicked joke away from The End of Days.

I think it's only fair to invite Rick Santorum to share some of the shame he wants to inflict on, well, pretty much every woman out there who wants full control over our reproductive lives. 

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Some of my favorite moments: Scary doom-and-gloom music, candidacy ultrasound, "the law requires me to tell you that as early as six weeks a candidacy can have living, breathing supporters," and that amazing pamphlet Ashley's holding there. It kind of flashes by quickly but it reads, "Planned Politics Guide to Never Running for President Again." ELL OH ELL -- I love it.

The ladies all play it straight for laughs except for one moment when Ashley looks sincerely pissed: "I mean, you're a grown man running for president! And I'm just a woman who's never worked in politics and couldn't possibly understand what you're going through." Yeah, I wonder how she feels about male politicians inserting themselves into the whole birth control/choice debate?

Do you think the abortion clinic/presidential campaign comparison is funny or inappropriate?


Image via Funny or Die

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brandyj brandyj

Its not foolish to intervene when one person's "private choice" will result in the murder of another person.  Pro-aborts are blind.

jbyars jbyars

Ashley Kids is not a politician. I find her to be a hateful liberal feminist. Rick chose life. Good for him. She needs to stay a B list actresses.

Tamara PHillips

Why are most of you haters. Everyone is entitled to the right to FREE SPEECH. Look how it help the United States when Ricky boy quit. He should have saved his money and adopted some of the children that weren't aborted. That's what people should do, if you don't want someone to have an abortion take that child and raise it as you own. Bet that was what you wanted to hear, right!!!!!

Dennis Capps

Yeah ... Analogies ARE Fun ! That's why there are an abundance of 'Us' that can easily discern why a 'melting face' is a prelude to citizenship in the resort area of the 'Lake of Fire'. But there's no reason for concern .. because everyone that enjoyed each other's company in the suburbs of Hades, will also be 'cast' with those who choose the Lake of Fire as their 'leisure' community. We Understand that the Sacredness of LIFE has no Influence with the Citizens of the Lake of Fire, but no matter, because there are enough citizens there to form a committee to construct a thesis as to how one may 'Lie' in there Delightful perversions. So Please, if you continue your campaign to maim and murder the unformed infants (Whom the 'Mighty One' knows All, personally), You may verify your destination with your 'climax' of vitriol. ........... Thanks for your participation in the 'Big Picture'

nonmember avatar Art Nouveau

It is a readable and useful post. It has been very helpful in understanding of diverse things. I'm sure a lot of people will accept my point of view.

nonmember avatar Stonegait

Why is it that my comment is not posted but the rantings of a pro-abortionist are there for all to hear and see? How is that fair reporting?

nonmember avatar holtzcathy

It is a sad subject...I think you need to ask God about this one...I believe Babies have the same right to live as the mother...that to many babies are murdered needlessly...that babies are not a choice unless it is life threatening to the mother....

nonmember avatar Quiritaluj

more and more good bags for you to choose

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