Rush Limbaugh's Latest Sexist Insult Inspires 20 Totally Mature Insults Back

rush limbaughIf you thought Rush Limbaugh was a one-trick pony, you're sorely mistaken, my friends. If you thought the only derogatory word he was capable of using when referring to women was "slut," you're in for a treat. The talk show host recently put to use a new zinger out of his misogynist lexicon: Clucking hens.

During his show yesterday, Limbaugh referred to CNN's Carol Costello and Suzanne Malveaux by this name in regards to a conversation the two had regarding the whole Ann Romney never working a day in her life controversy. Poor choice of words? I'd say. Surprising? Peeshaw, not in the least.

So, since Rush gets to walk around spewing sexist, ad hominem idiocies from his pie hole, it's only fair that we should get to join in on the fun. At his expense. Here are 20 names we can call Rush Limbaugh.

1. Windbag

2. Blowhard

3. Bully

4. Tool

5. Douchebag

6. Wanker (if you're feeling British)

7. Ignoramus

8. Snollygoster

9. Dunce

10. Poo-Poo Head

11. Tubs

12. Bum Fluff

13. Brainfart Limbaugh

14. Rat Bastard

15. Yahoo

16. Ass Face

17. Nitwit

18. Jerkweed

19. Gaffer

20. Old Trout (to keep with the spirit of animals, like clucking hens)

It isn't so funny when it's directed at you, Rush, now, is it? And it sounds pretty stupid to boot? So, what do you say? Why don't we can the name calling bit and get on with it? What's that, you say? You don't want to. Well, alright. But just know there's plenty more where this came from. Neener neener neener.

What do you think of Rush's insults? Any names to add to the list?


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nonmember avatar len

Druggie Scumbag

nonmember avatar ally

Ass clown

Micro Dick

Rick Santorum (ie: a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is usually the result of anal sex)

nonmember avatar ugh

Way to make a big deal out of nothing. Clucking Hens is hardly misogynistic.

nonmember avatar Laura S.

Here's a crazy idea....stop listening to his show. Stop writing about him. Pretend he doesn't exist. Be happy.

Stacey. Stacey.

LMAO @ Rick Santorum.


How about a classic: Jackass

theno... thenorsewitch

This is just a drug addict behaving badly.  A dirtbag of supreme ranking, who lives to insult women and prove to everyone that he really IS white trash. 


What I don't understand is HOW this... waste of space, is still spewing his hatred and stupidity on the airwaves. Also... if people ARE actually LISTENING to him...  what does that say about THEM?? (Nothing GOOD..) 


This country is headed for a revolution.  With all the hatred, all the US vs. THEM mentality....  I can't believe how bad things are, how much worse they are getting, and there do not appear to be safety nets. We are free falling. 


Be afraid. 


Be VERY afraid...can of worms

PonyC... PonyChaser

How hypocritical can you get. Rick Santorum??? So it's not ok for Rush to say Clucking whatever, but that vile definition that's become associated with Mr. Santorum's name IS ok.


How about Cunt. Is that ok? That's what Sarah Palin was called by Bill Maher.


How about Slut? Laura Ingraham was called that.


How about "bag of mashed-up meat? I believe that was in reference to Michelle Malkin (I could be wrong, I know the insult was hurled at a conservative woman, I don't remember which one).


When are you going to complain about the MASSIVE double standard that exists?

bills... billsfan1104

Hahhhahhahhhha. Really. You are comolaining about him saying cackling hens? He has always said it.

Like Pony said, when are you going to complajn when Ed Schultz, Bill Maher and numerous other call conservative vile names? Are you going to call Bill Maher those twenty names?

nonmember avatar JR

pilonidal cyst

the4m... the4mutts

I don't care what it supposedly says about me:

I LIKE HIM.

The only thing I would call him is brutally straight-foward

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