Nude Maid Service Is a Perfectly Respectable Business (VIDEO)

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woman cleaning house for nude maid serviceFor some, a regular ol' maid service just isn't enough. Some -- mostly older, white, horny old men -- would prefer their housekeepers come clean their homes scantily clad, or, in some cases, 100 percent nude. And that's okay! These men's "fetish" (if you can call it that) means that single mom Melissa Borrett from Lubbock, Texas can put dinner on the table and pay her bills.

Borrett started Lubbock Fantasy Maid, a nude maid service, last month and business is already booming. (Not exactly a big surprise, right? There are lots of horny clients with messy homes out there!) But not everyone's impressed with the young, ambitious entrepreneur. Small town Texas law enforcement seems to have a major problem with Borrett and be lookin' to shut 'er down.

But it's not like Borrett and her Fantasy Maids are doing anything questionable. Everything about the biz sounds completely legit. Customers pay $100/hour for one maid or $150/hour for two, no one under 18 can be present while they're cleaning, customers have to remain fully clothed, and there's a no-touching policy.

Still, Lubbock Police Sergeant Jonathan Stewart says that Borrett needs a special permit, because the Fantasy Maids are running a "sexually oriented business." He told local news station KCBD, "Just the fact employees are topless or semi nude in this case - it's just not allowed." And the police and Sheriff's Department say if they get a complaint, they will investigate the business. Dun dun DAAAH.

Oh, dear -- what is this? 1600s Salem, Massachusetts? A kindergarten classroom? "It's just not allowed!" And apparently, if Borrett doesn't get this costly permit, she could get slapped with a $2K fine ... every day.

Give me a break! I really don't see what the big deal is. No one's getting hurt or being put at risk. It's just another sad example of how uptight people are about the silliest things -- like the nude female body, for one. I'm not even sure I see how the business is all that "sexually oriented." Maybe just "sexy." 

At any rate, I hope Borrett keeps doing her thing, because she sounds like a driven, smart, tough businesswoman. And if Lubbock Fantasy Maids is threatened at any point, I have a feeling she'll be up to the fight. 

Here's a local news report on the biz ...


What do you think about Borrett's nude maid service? Would you have a problem with one operating in your town?

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Super... SuperChicken

Some naked just isn't pretty.  That would include naked cleaning the toilet.   Yuck.

NatAndCo NatAndCo

I don't have a problem with the business in paper. However I think its stupidly dangerous. Going to a strangers house (especially the type that might request this service) and stripping naked to clean is asking for trouble. They have a "no touching" policy... Yes well there's also a "no rape policy" in this country that gets broken every day.

nonmember avatar blh

You're very naive if you think that whole no touching rule never gets broken. It might be w legit business but respectable it is not.

MomoJL MomoJL

I'm thinking about opening one, why the hell not?  As proprietor only, you know. 


nonmember avatar Shelly

I'm sorry, nothing about selling your body for a living is "respectable." Reprehensible, sure! Respectable, no.

jkm89 jkm89

Man, that would be awkward. Can you imagine some old creeper watching you clean naked? Yikes.

jkm89 jkm89

blh, I was thinking the same thing. I bet some of the girls who are willing to do naked cleaning in the first place might also be willing to get dirty if the customer threw in an extra couple hundred bucks. That's their business, though.

libby261 libby261

I wonder how many houses the girls actually clean while wearing those 6" heels?  I'll bet they get kicked off as soon as they get there.  Also, don't most folks hire cleaning services while they're at work?  What's the point of having someone clean your house in the buff if you're at work?  

tigge... tigger238

In the video it says that they have security with them while they work and they make sure the girls don't touch/be touched inappropriately. Some people are such prudes. Obviously there are people out there that want to pay for their services so I don't see any reason to hate on this business

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