Somebody please reach out and hold me because I'm really scared right now. An anonymous tipster sent Gawker recorded audio of a robocall that's making calls and leaving messages on answering machines in Ohio right now. Paid for by JewsandChristiansTogether.org, the callers identify themselves as Brian Camenker, a Jew from Massachusetts, and Darcy Brandon, a Christian from California, and they're basically trying to spread the word that Mitt Romeny is a gay-lovin' son of a bitch who needs to be defeated, at all costs, by Rick Santorum.
As Cemenker and Brandon see it, Santorum is the only candidate who will uphold "social sanity" and prevent this whole here nation from erupting into one giant homosexual festival of gay soldiers, gay congresspeople, gay kids, and just gays, gays, gays for days, days, days!
Here are some choice tidbits from the recording:
Mitt Romney ... promoted homosexuality in our elementary schools ... supports open homosexuality in the military ... [supports] making it illegal to fire a man who wears a dress and high heels to work ... When you vote tomorrow, please vote for social sanity and Rick Santorum, not for homosexuality and Mitt Romney.
After that, you can kind of understand where Barbara Bush is coming from -- she said, "It's been the worst campaign I've ever seen in my life ... It's too ugly." That it is Barbara, that it is. There's nothing about this message that is good for Santorum, good for Romney, or good for the nation.
Because a call like this is at best unnerving, at worst totally disturbing, disgusting, and abhorrent. And I'm not talking politically -- I'm talking about my gut reaction if I were to pick up the phone and hear someone spew some homophobic vitriol into my unsuspecting ear.
But what do I know, I like a man in heels.
What do you think of this call?
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The crop of Republican candidatesthis election year is abhorrent. Instead of tacking the major issues this country is facing, they are so caught up in taking away gays' and womens' rights. I wouldn't vote for any of these candidates if my life depended on it.
I have to say, if I got that phone call, it would make me more likely to vote for Romney. If I were leaning to the right at all, that is.
I have to agree with billsfan, though. I'm so tired of all this irrelevant BS that keeps being discussed.
At some point are we even going to ATTEMPT to fix this mess of a country, or do we really believe that homosexuals, women's contraception, and smoking in private businesses is the root of our issues?
Well, I don't think Romney actually likes gay people, but unlike Santorum he doesn't seem like he'd really like to round them up in concentration camps.