furry handcuffsHow was your Valentine's Day? Was it sexy? Was it steamy? Did you ... you know? Well, however it was, I can tell you this: It was not more memorable than Stephanie Morgan Pelzner and Nikolas Alexander Harbar's. 'Cause they got arrested for doing some dirty, dirty things.

The Oregon couple thought they'd add some spice to their relationship yesterday with a little role-playing. But we're not talking run-of-the-mill French maid/businessman named Sven role-playing here, we're talking serious role-playing. Dangerous role-playing. Tie up naked Stephanie, duct tape her mouth shut, and throw her in the back of a Subaru role-playing. And, yes, she was into it. The cops, however, not so much.

Nine cop cars rushed to Nikolas' house yesterday after a witness called in and reported the seemingly horrifying situation. They were thrown for a loop, however, when Stephanie said that actually the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding. See, she wanted to be naked and bound in the backseat of sedan. It was just part of her and Nikolas' Valentine's Day sexy time. So, the cops could just keep on movin'.

Of course, keep on movin' they did not. They arrested the couple who was "real apologetic" on second-degree disorderly conduct. A sergeant said, "It was the weirdest thing in my 24 years."

Here's the thing. If you're going to role-play and do elaborate, kinky stuff when it's time to get busy, have at it. Sounds great. But for the love of God, get a room. I know sometimes rooms can make these scenarios less authentic, but just improvise. Geez. The world doesn't need to know what you're up to. Although it is pretty damn fascinating to see how other people live.

Do you ever role-play? Do you think this couple took things too far?

 

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