Newt Gingrich Shares Sexy Valentine's Day Plans -- TMI, Dude!!!

Newt Gingrich Here's something that might make you feel worse if you don't have any Valentine's Day plans -- or might make you throw up in your mouth a little bit if you do: Newt Gingrich plans on making sweet, sweet love to his wife, Callista, this evening. And he wants the world to know it.

Okay, so he didn't put it exactly like that, but when asked about his February 14th plans, the flailing Republican presidential candidate left a little mystique -- and a lot of sexual innuendo -- in his response. He said with a smile: "All I can promise is that I believe she will be quite happy. I think for the first time in a while we'll have a private dinner and just hopefully exchange gifts and, you know, reconnect a little bit." Then he added, "No more details."

Dude, we already got enough details already. And to be honest, we're kind of grossed out.

First of all, I'm never interested in hearing about anybody's sexy time plans, but I'm really not interested in hearing about a politician's. And I'm especially not interested in hearing about Newt Gingrich's. Not only is he an open-marriage advocating, card-carrying chauvinist who's on his third wife, his statement couldn't be a more obvious political ploy.

Newt is pulling out all the stops right now since he's struggling. And Callista is one of those stops. Suddenly, she's more prevalent in his campaign -- she even recently introduced him at a conference in D.C. He's trying to make like the perfect all-American family (like Mitt and Ann Romney). And you know what? I ain't buyin' it.

So, please keep your Valentine's Day plans to yourself, Mr. Gingrich. Nobody wants to hear 'em. Except, maybe, you know, your wife. Seriously, though, nobody else.

Do you think Newt Gingrich's Valentine's Day is going to be as sexy as he makes it out to be?


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nonmember avatar Q

Thanks for the vomit warning, sadly just his picture is enough to do that.

Loref... Lorefield

Gross. I really don't want to think about the Newt's sexy time :/ lol

Aeris... AerisKate

I don't ever want to know about anybody's "reconnecting" time.  That said, it's not like he just put that info out there...someone did ask him first.  Still....TMI!!!

Angie... Angielicious84

Of course everyone is grossed out, he's a republican. I think what he said was fine. Reconnecting can mean sitting in front of a fireplace with a glass of wine and spending time alone. Of course if it was Obama he could say we're gonna bump uglies and everyone would think that's romantic. Gotta love CafeMom, the liberals way to the housewife.

Aeris... AerisKate

Angielicious84, oh trust me, I don't want to know about Obama in the sack either!  That would also be TMI to me!

Loref... Lorefield

Angielicious, that's just stupid. Newt is unsexy...because he is. Someone once said that he looked like lumpy mashed potatos dumped into a bad suit. Now I can just imagine what happens to those mashed potatos without the suit...ewww.


Yea, I don't want to know about Obama's sexy time either. 

bills... billsfan1104

OMG the dramatics. I can't wait until this election is over. Because if this was Obama you would of never disrespted him, by lying and twisting his words. You would of said how wonderful of a man Obama is and how their relationship is so loving. I know you hate Newt, but this goes took far.

Loref... Lorefield

Speaking of dramatics...

butte... butterflymkm

Ew! I hadn't heard this and now I wish I hadn't read it. That's like thinking about your parents getting it on. Yucky! And yes, liberal though I may be, I don't want to think about the obamas that way either! Though something tells me Michelle is the dominant one when it comes to reconnecting. Eek. Get out of my brain!!

bills... billsfan1104

hahahahahhahaahh Butterfly. 

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