I've never understood why anyone would roll down their car window on one of those drive-thru safari things. (To be honest, I've never understood why anyone thought drive-thru safaris would be a good idea in the first place, but whatever. Pay no attention to the shrieking monkey running away with your sideview mirror!)
I mean, can we say "asking for trouble"?
Anyway, thanks to 23-year-old Meagan Sweatman of Texas, we now have video footage documenting the dangers of opening the car window in the vicinity of wild animals.
While eating a bag of chips.
Good thing the most "vicious" animals at Topsey Exotic Ranch and Drive Thru are zebras ...
Because as you'll see in this clip, Sweatman wouldn't have fared quite so well if the creature poking its head in the car was something with sharper teeth.
Don't get me wrong -- that zebra did give her one heck of a hickey. But even though the love bite was apparently almost painful enough to make her throw up, Sweatman still couldn't help laughing through her tears at the absurdity of her encounter. When zebras attack!!
Hilarity aside, however, I think Ms. Sweatman learned an important lesson here ... nay, I think we ALL learned an important lesson.
Drive-Thru Safari + Open Car Window + Bag of Chips = Come on, what did you expect??
Would you ever roll down your car window on a drive-thru safari?
Image via MeaganVS/YouTube