Are you ready for some good Casey Anthony news? Now I'm not talking about the chance that she could be a millionaire sometime in the new future because, frankly, that's good news for Casey, bad news for the rest of us. I'm talking, ladies and gents, about a bit of laughter right smack dab in the middle of one of the most depressing stories of the century.
You ready? Casey Anthony has been offered the deal of a lifetime.
The owner of Go With God Travel, a travel agency in Port St. Lucie, Florida, has offered the woman declared not guilty in the death of daughter Caylee a one-way, all expenses paid trip OUT of the state of Florida. She can go anywhere in the entire world on one condition: she does not plan a return trip to the Sunshine State.
Ah, just imagine the possibilities ... for us! Casey Anthony in Siberia means no more Casey Anthony news! Casey Anthony in Antarctica means no more Casey Anthony news! You get where I'm going with this, right? The ultimate would be a place that has no Internet access so there can be no "accidentally" leaked YouTube videos.
I really like the way Brian Scheuble and the team at Go With God Travel think. At least they've got a sense of humor about being stuck sharing their state with the most hated mom in America.
Now I know what you're thinking. She's got this possible $1 million windfall coming her way thanks to the media clamoring for a piece of the action. Private Elevator Productions, a group of Hollywood producers, is allegedly working with Casey's lawyer Cheney Mason (now that she bid Jose Baez bye bye for hogging the spotlight) to put her front and center in a TV interview. Why should someone pay her MORE money on top of that? If we have to see another interview, the least she can do is pay out of her own pocket.
But I'm trying to look at the bright side here, pretend my glass is half full and all of that. If Casey Anthony is going to be a millionaire, at least she could be doing it FAR, FAR AWAY from all of us.
What do you say? Did the plan from Go With God Travel make you laugh at least a little bit?