A man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop has been arrested in Madison, Wisconsin last week for violating his bail conditions. Some neighbors called the cops after they saw Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop drinking and doing drugs in the park and the 30-year-old man with the tongue-twister of a name is now behind bars.
Not surprisingly, this wasn't Beezow's (think I can call him just "Beezow" for short? Or maybe he prefers BDDZBB?) first run in with the law. He's been arrested before before for carrying a loaded gun in a backpack, drug possession, and concealing a knife.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop may be an outlaw, but the only thing I think he's guilty of is having the most fabulous name in America.
Formerly Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop officially changed his name back in October. It's not that much of a stretch to assume that Beezow isn't the brightest crayon in the box, but I suppose his creativity and balls to the wall attitude is worth something.
And maybe Beezow is having the last laugh right now -- he's gotten a lot of press from his arrests. Can't say that Jeffrey Drew Wilschke would have gotten the same attention.
The best part about Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop's recent incarceration is its timeliness. I know that there's never a good time to be thrown in jail when you're the one heading to the slammer, but I can't get over how perfect this all was. Blue Ivy Carter was the weirdest, most talked about name in 2012 for only 24 hours because of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop. Now his name is on the tip of everyone's tongue.
Wait. You don't ... you don't think Beyonce and Jay-Z had anything to do with Beezow's arrest, do you? Do their powers reach that far that they could have their people find the guy with the most bizarre name in America mere hours after the birth of their oddly named offspring and have the man arrested, thus pushing his name into the spotlight and Blue Ivy's name drama off the edge into the old news bin? You don't ... no, right?
If you've heard a wacky name than Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybob-Bop-Bop, please share in the comments below.
Photo via Dane County Sheriff's Department