Well, at least he's a polite murderer. After a Tacoma, Washington man shot a 16-year-old boy in the head and killed him, he rap-tap-tapped on his next door neighbor's door and politely asked if he could dispose of the body in their trash.
The neighbor, a woman who asked to remain anonymous, said, "He asked if we would help him, that he just killed somebody and there was a dead body in his house, and if we would help him dispose of the body in the trash can in the alley. He was really calm and laughing about it."
A polite, murdering, off-his-rocker insane sociopath.
Not quite sure how one would respond to such a request, but after the man left, the woman and her partner notified the cops. And then the cops notified the suspect that he was being taken into custody. Police spokesman Mark Fulghum said the suspect has admitted to putting the dead man in the trash can, but has given four different versions of what actually transpired. Sounds about right.
I think the main thing we can all take away from this sparkling news gem this fine Friday is that there are some crazy mother-f*ckers walking around out there. And they just might live next door to you. Shooting and killing a teenager is disgusting. But, the sad truth is, it's something that happens on a fairly regular basis. Casually knocking on your neighbor's door and asking to rid the body in their trash as if you're there to borrow a cup of sugar, though? That's a whole new level of scary crazy.
Hopefully, this psycho -- who's currently being held on account of suspicion of murder -- will get what he deserves. Life in prison and the inability to ever live next door to anybody ever again.
How scary is this man?
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