Arizona Man Shoots Off His Penis With Fiance's Pink Pistol

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crotch shotAn Arizona man is in the hospital today after a trip to a convenience store with his fiance turned deadly. Deadly for his penis, that is. Joshua Seto was carrying girlfriend Cara Christopher's pink pistol in his waistband when the firearm accidentally went off and hit him where it hurts most -- the bullet ripped through his penis and exited out his left thigh. Can you say, “Anyone who inadvertently shoots his dick off with a pink gun deserves what’s coming to him”?

It’s stories like these that remind me that it's never safe to let anyone else carry my pink pistol -- gah! It's like you never know, you know? One minute you ask your soon-to-be-husband to hold your gun, the next thing you know, he's shot off his manhood. Some wedding night that's gonna be. Adding insult to nut sack injury, Seto could be headed to jail for his bonehead move.

The Chandler, Arizona police say that Seto is facing possible gun charges. Guess you can't go around shooting yourself in the junk and expect to get away with it.

Witnesses in the parking lot said the scene looked pretty gruesome; there was a lot of blood. His fiance told the dispatcher that yeah, she looked at the wound, and yeah, it looked pretty bad. Do you think it's right then and there that she reconsidered getting married? No word yet on if any permanent damage has been done ... but uh, he shot himself in the dingle. Either way you look at it, he's either a moron without a penis or a lucky moron with a big scar -- not exactly quality marriage material if you ask me. 

Police officers are taking this opportunity to remind gun owners that shooting themselves carrying a gun in their waistband is not advised. This "tough guy" move has been made famous in the movies, but really a holster is much safer. Even if you're shy about holstering your lady friend's pastel gun, it still might save a life, or a penis.

Now that Seto has blasted off his pink gun with a pink gun, I hope he's learned a lesson and has a full recovery. Otherwise, that wedding is going to be preee-tty awkward.

Thoughts?


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zandh... zandhmom2

Wow, you are so mean.  I find it horrible when anyone gets hurt.  Maybe it was not the smartest thing to do but I certainly wouldn't say that he deserved to get shot in his penis.  

Melis... Melissa042807

Ouch. That would suck.


That being said, a pink pistol???? No serious gun person is going to take a pink pistol seriously. A gun is not a cute accessory. A gun is a serious piece of weaponry. And dangit lady who owns the pink pistol, if you care so much about the gun that you get a pink one, carry it yourself.

Lulu_B Lulu_B

I'm sorry, I realize that this is awful, but I could not stop laughing!! I am a horrible person...

alisa... alisabethjaimes

I agree, you're being too harsh. I hope he's able to keep his manhood. Also, shouldn't his gal pal be getting the gun charge and not him? It's HER gun, not his.

nonmember avatar mommy2be

Call me Horrible too, cuz i thought this was funny... Any dummy knows yur not suppose to carry a gun in your waistband lolol...

momto... momtolittleg

My ex shot himself in the leg with the gun he bought after I left him.  He was bringing it to his work to show it off (and for some reason he thought it should be loaded to do this).  He was getting out of the car and dropped it, and as he grabbed it he pulled the trigger (guess he'd never heard of keeping the safety on?).  He damn near lost the use of his leg and as it was had to have surgery and a huge cast and everything.  Not his brightest moment and it took ALL I had not to tell him, "I told you so!" because I never wanted him to own a gun because I didn't think he would be a good gun owner.


This poor schmuck- I do believe he is suffering enough from his stupidity, though it is a good thing that HE was the one to get hurt, not an innocent bystander.

Lauri... Lauriemom

I agree with the first poster....shame on you for taking such obvious pleasure in this man's suffering....

nonmember avatar me

I thought the article was funny.

brend... brendens_mommy

 i thought this waarticle was funny!

Paran... ParanoidMom

Future Darwin Award Winner!


 

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