Remember when flying used to be fun? The person dropping you off at the airport could see you to your gate. You could bring giant jugs of shampoo onto the plane. And you could smoke on the flight. Ah, the salad days.
Now we have to get to the airport nine hours in advance. We have to endure humiliating (or cancer-causing) body searches. And we have to worry about Delta employees peeing in our luggage.
I hate to be the one to break the disgusting news to you, but it's true. A man flying from London's Heathrow airport to Minneapolis complained to Delta employees because his bag was flown to Boston by mistake. (Seems reasonable.) Well, when he finally got his bags four days later, his clothes had been urinated all over -- among other things.
You can watch the disturbing video for yourself, but Delta employees apparently also squirted toothpaste all over his things and stole a bottle of expensive aftershave. The man said his bag "smelled like a toilet." Ugh. Seriously?
Is this honestly what we have to worry about when flying now -- airline employees urinating all over our clothes? I understand the no smoking thing, but this is ridiculous. How revolting and immature! The dude's luggage was lost, he was pissed (tee-hee). Was peeing in his suitcase really called for? My stomach turns to think of what's next.
Joke's on you, though, pee-pee head, 'cause with the Internet and all, you're busted. This is HORRIBLE press for Delta, so they're definitely going to be looking to fire some people -- even if it's just to say they did. And once they find out who the culprit was, and they always do, you'll be back to going potty in toilets. And that's never as fun, now is it?
Delta: We Love to Fly (Your Stuff Back to You After We've Peed All Over It)
Check out the nastiness for yourself:
How gross is this?
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