Madone! Donald Trump is no pisan, as Jon Stewart proved with his passionate rant against Trump's sacrilegious pizza-eating style, which was on display earlier this week when the bouffant-ed blowhard met Sarah Palin for a "real New York" slice. But if there's anybody who can school The Donald in how to put away a piece of pizza like a real New Yorker, it's Stewart. If you're reading, Donald, better pay attention to these Daily Show Do's and Don't's of Pizza the next time you eat a pie in public or, well, it ain't gonna be pretty. Capiche?
Check out Stewart's full-length anti-Trump tirade -- you'll never eat a piece of sub-par pizza again: