Daniella Atencia
Daniella Atencia
Paralegal
Daniella Atencia-Feofanov has large breasts. There is no hiding them and no making them less appealing, and occasionally she comes into court to help her lawyer husband with his cases. But this week, a lawyer on the other side of one of her husband's cases objected, not to a motion in his case, but to her boobs. 

And yes, you read that correctly. The other lawyer objected to her breasts. Is that even possible? Something is clearly amiss here. Chicago attorney Dmitry Foefanov is furious at lawyer Thomas Gooch who is accusing the couple of using Atencia-Feofanov's boobs to "draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings."

Let's say for argument's sake that Gooch is correct and he was using her boobs (or, alternatively, SHE was using her boobs to help her husband) to win his case, then the plan is really genius.

Consider the facts: Gooch looks like an idiot right now, correct? He may as well shout: "Oh poor me, I am so helpless in the face of such a hot woman that I can't do my job! Please judge help me!"

Gooch told the Daily News:

Personally, I like large breasts. However, I object to somebody I don't think is a qualified paralegal sitting at the counsel table -- when there's already two lawyers there -- dressed in such a fashion as to call attention to herself.

Insert foot into mouth ASAP Gooch. You look like a fool. And you have been played.

Even if he's right, he comes off looking like a misogynist pig for even daring to bring it up. But is he right? It's impossible to tell from what little we know. He is right about one thing, though. Boobs distract and they can get a woman just about anything she wants.

We want to believe that's not true, but many large breasted women can attest that at one point or another, those large mammaries came in handy. Whether it's right or not is another question. Women who use their sexuality to get ahead don't have much to fall back on once the (inevitable) fade into old age begins. But still, when you have it, you have it.

It's not this woman's fault that lawyers (and juries) are done in by her boobs. In fact, there is nothing wrong with using all the tools (ahem) in your toolbox to win a case, right? If she has distracting boobs that will help her win her case, then by all means, show 'em off.

If Gooch can't prove his case well enough to keep the jurors from looking at her cleavage, then he must not be a very good lawyer.

Do you think she used her boobs to distract?


Image via Dmitry Feofanov