If there's one thing Newt Gingrich can use more of in his life, it's GLITTER!!! And jazz hands! And cartwheels!
He's on his own for the last two, but the 2012 Republican Presidential candidate (fingers crossed!) had a mini New Year's Eve party when he was showered with a rainbow of beautiful, sparkly flecks at a recent book signing.
The glitterer? A fabulous "protester" of the gay marriage ban in Minnesota. (The book signing was in conjunction with the Minnesota Family Council & Institute Annual Dinner in Minneapolis, which does not support gay marriage 'cause it's icky-wicky!)
When he tossed the glitter onto Newt, he exclaimed, "Feel the rainbow! Stop the hate! Stop anti-gay politics! It's dividing our country and it's not fixing our economy!"
The protester was immediately escorted out by security and told, "So goes you, goes the rotting of our country" and "Have you ever seen us attend your events?" (What? And um, no, because you don't support the cause. By all means, come.)
I hope you enjoyed your rainbow shower, Newt. Glitter suits you well. Much, much better than marriage.
Check out the video:
Do you think Newt needed a rainbow shower?
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