I KNEW IT! Donald Trump officially ended his unofficial campaign for the presidency today, thereby clearing up one very big question for every American. Was he running or wasn't he?
Take it straight from the horse's ass mouth, ladies and gentleman, he WAS actually running this whole time! Said The Donald just today as he conceded he's stepping out of the race, just as Mike Huckabee did this past weekend (emphasis mine):
I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half heartedly.
Aww, Donald, it's like two gifts in one!
Not only do we not have to see that bad hair and orange tan in the debates come 2012, but this confirmation that he WAS running means every Republican who told us we weren't allowed to pick apart his politics by claiming "well, he's not really running, he hasn't said he's running," has to eat their words. He may not be running now, but for the past several months as Trump has systematically pretended our president was not actually born in America, tried to incite more Islamic hate, and stirred up racial tensions, he was doing so as a man trying to make a presidential bid.
Trump's entire approach to politics was troubling. That he supported the nonsense birther movement. That he couldn't concede he'd LOST when President Obama released his long-form birth certificate, instead turning around and alleging the president had falsified his college resume. But the fact that he was the most unpopular of all potential candidates in a poll of primary voters could well be tied to the fact that he spent most of his time talking instead of acting.
Called out by the likes of Bill Cosby and others to "put up or shut up," Trump continued to hold to the claim that he "wasn't running" in order to keep his show, Celebrity Apprentice, on air in accordance with the FCC's rules about allotting equal airtime to presidential candidates. Should he have firmed it up, his show may have had to come off air or NBC would have had to find a replacement host (something they actually talked about). Putting his own needs ahead of the country's didn't sit well with voters, the majority of whom told Quinnipiac they would NEVER vote for Trump.
Of course the best part of ending the campaign that technically "never" was for Trump is the fact that he can pretend all those numbers away. Said Trump:
This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls across the country. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election.
After hiding behind the fact that he was "not running" to protect himself from challenges, it's not surprising Mr. Trump is once again throwing out a challenge that no one can really test.
So -- did you think he was really running?
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I never believed that he would run, and he KNOWS that he can't win! It was all a great PR stunt from the start. Just another publicity whore...
Anyone else sad that we won't get to see a gold plated whitehouse? Can you imagine if he did the oval office up like his apartment.
every Republican who told us we weren't allowed to pick apart his politics by claiming "well, he's not really running, he hasn't said he's running," has to eat their words.
Actually, nobody has to eat their words, because, as you said, he's wasn't really running. He never declared a run - he was doing what pretty much every person considering the idea of running for POTUS does - test the waters, see how they like it, stir up some shit to get their point across, etc etc etc.
I agree that Trump probably never expected to join the race - I think he just wanted to see Obama's birth certificate, and set out to get that done. And since I'm no fan of Obama, I personally enjoyed it when he finally had to bow to The Donald and have the long form released. I also think it says a lot about a president, when he ignored that issue for a loooooong time, when he dismissed concerns of Average American Joe, and only resolved it after a relentless campaign by someone with a big mouth, and a big platform, and a bigger ego than himself.
I say what hoticedcoffee said.
The "average Joe" didn't care about Obama's birth certificate...only a few "special people". Most polls will tell you so. Trump had nothing to do with it. That comb-over bobble head has no power over the president, even though he likes to think he does. While Trump was whining about the birth certificate, Obama was working with the military to capture Public Enemy #1-Bin Laden. Don't forget that.
right on Fallaya! I guess a presdient who looked more "american" wouldn't have to deal with the issue of proving their birth status with their birth certificate. I mean, if you are really one of the people that wanted to see Obama's birth certificate then you must have absolutely no faith in your government to be able to keep a FORIEGN BORN person from becoming the president of the United States please give me a break? Sometimes I feel like I live in a twilight zone episode.
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The "average Joe" didn't care about Obama's birth certificate...only a few "special people".
Nice. Exactly what do you mean about "special people"? Or shall we just go ahead and assume that you've decided only the mentally impaired would be concerned? Very adult of you.
Also - Obama wasn't 'working with the military'. He gave an order, like a president should, and that was the extent of his "work".
I didn't mean "special people" as in mentally impaired. I'm aure you know that/
Bizarre that anyone in either camp took this clown seriously. For yeeeaars he's demonstrated himself to be a megalomaniac high on publicity and making money, then with one flick of the tongue at a press conference he hypnotized people with an inference that he'd run? Wow. We're in worse shape than I thought. He _would never_ walk away from tending his empire, and learn to play nice with people on The Hill. Both would be anathema to him. He is content to dish on the Prez from his gilded dining room than to take the heat in the kitchen, that's for sure.