In the most bizarre news to come out of the sports world this week (or perhaps this year ... or ever?), a woman who posts foot fetish videos with titles like "Hot Mature Sexy Feet" looks exactly like Michelle Ryan, New York Jets coach Rex Ryan's wife.
Not to mention, the man who's conveniently off-screen in the videos admiring her feet sounds an awful lot like Sexy Rexy himself.
The source of this information is none other than Deadspin, when one of their readers pointed out that the YouTube user "ihaveprettyfeet," who made a series of videos starring herself and her ... feet, happens to be the spitting image of Michelle Ryan. The video is cringingly hilarious and weird, and one can only imagine what kind of field day the New York press will have with this one.
Check out the video for yourself of a woman hanging her feet out of an SUV window and see if you think it's Michelle (and Rex!).
"You mind if I touch them? .... Can I smell them? .... Bet most men like to do a lot of things with those feet."
How can the kicker ever look his coach in the face again? Most likely the company that produces the socks for NFL players will see a huge spike in its profits. Seriously, the jokes surrounding this one will be never-ending.
Goodness, it's one thing for a couple to enjoy their secret fetishes (privately!) with each other. It's a completely different story when one of you is the head coach for one of the most well-known teams in the NFL and you're posting it on YouTube.
For you skeptics out there who can't believe a head coach and his wife could have anything to do with posting foot fetish videos on the Internet (wow, words I never thought I'd say), some striking similarities between "ihaveprettyfeet" and Michelle Ryan were noted by Deadspin as well. "ihaveprettyfeet" listed her location in Ellicott City, Maryland on her FootLoversDating.com profile (seriously, you can't make this stuff up). Rex Ryan used to be an assistant coach with the Baltimore Ravens -- his profile had him living with his family in Ellicott City. Michelle was born in August 1963, a Virgo, and shockingly, that's what "ihaveprettyfeet" says she is. They also list the same occupations; both are homemakers, as Michelle gave up her teaching gig to stay at home with the kids.
To make the evidence even more damning, there's yet another "ihaveprettyfeet" profile on the site Alt.com. If you take a look at the birthdays, "his" is on August 31, 1963 (Michelle was born in August '63) and "hers" is December 13, 1962 (Rex Ryan's birthday). If these two were trying to remain anonymous due to all the media attention Ryan gets through coaching the Jets, they've failed spectacularly. You can head over to Deadspin to see four more videos of Michelle(?) and her feet(?), if, you know, that's what helps you sleep at night.
Is something strange afoot, or is this one elaborate prank? Of course all a Jets spokesman had to say is "this is a personal matter and Rex will have no comment."
Well, what do you have to say about Rex Ryan and his wife's foot fetish?
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