Sarah Palin introduced America to a whole new group this year -- the mama grizzly is a conservative woman with "common sense," and she's going to rise up to protect her cubs.
Which means she's not going anywhere any time soon. So you might want to placate her with a nice holiday gift rather than be torn limb from limb.
It's a safe bet the mama grizzly on your list will be happy with any of these holiday gifts:
Life Size Sarah Palin Standee $27.50 (sale price) at Future Memories
She couldn't get to the front of the Restoring Rally Honor to have her photo taken with her hero, but this may be even better. She can mug with this life-sized cutout for her Facebook pic, prop her up in her office, even take the former governor on her own fishing trips.

Sarah Palin Changed My Life Tee $10.99 at TGSCP
Until a few years ago, the average Mama Grizzly didn't even know who she was. She was conservative and Republican, sure, but it wasn't until John McCain plucked this gem out of Wasilla that this true American hero got a name. Yes, Sarah Palin changed her life, she made her a Mama Grizzly.

Republican Elephant Charm Necklace $8 at Treasured Charms
She wears her heart on her sleeve, so why not let her wear her politics around her neck? This silver charm will remind anyone who wants to pick a fight with her on the school pick-up line that she's fixing for a fight. She might even be armed.

America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith, and Flag $14.76 at Barnes & Noble
Your favorite mama can read about what happened in the book Palin wrote about the people she met on her 35-city tour for her last book. If she's a dedicated member of the grizzly gang, maybe she's even in there?

Red, White, and Blue Patriotic LEGO Badge $3.95 at Bits and Badges
Unlike President Obama, a true Mama Grizzly would never go anywhere without her flag pin. And this one, made from real LEGOs, has the added benefit of reminding everyone who sees her that she is not just a patriot. She is a mother. And don't you forget it.
What are you getting your favorite Mama Grizzly?
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Comments (6)
LOL! This was a joke, right?
I like the LEGOS.....LOL
Um....the Lego company is in Denmark. How patriotic is it to wear a flag pin that's NOT made in America?
Lol, Brenda, so true.
Forget the elephant charm--those creatures are so 2008. Real Palinistas would rock a silver grizzly.
"Common sense" and "Sarah Palin" in one article is just a no-go... Good thing I don't know any Mama Grizzly. And if I would I wouldn't have anything to do with her. I just don't like people who have an IQ of a dead pig.