Seems it's never too early to start the political brainwashing. Not to mention, when your ranks are low, you've got to think of innovative ways to try and recruit. The latest on the Tea Party's hit list? Your kids.
That's right, it's trying to get your kid to drink the Kool-Aid, er, tea, with this "wonderful [coloring] book of the Tea Party for kids!"
Your children will learn:
- Dora the Explorer is an illegal immigrant and criminal!
- Guns are fun to play with!
- Six Flags Amusement Park is a terrorist training ground!
- Fetus dolls are fun!
- President Obama is a Muslim!
- Toy ponies are terrorists!
- Masturbation is adultery!
- English class is irrelevant!
- Girl Scouts are lesbians!
The Tea Party Coloring Book for Kids makes a great gift for the children of all the Mama Grizzlies in your life. Aw, what the heck, give it to the moms too -- they could stand to learn a thing or two about the Constitution and we, the corporations people.
What do you think -- will you buy this coloring book?